Welcome to pregnancy, it can start from the first day she is due her period!!!!!!!!!!! Heres a few tips
1 your always wrong
2 your always the cause
3 she is always right
4 Stay silent
5 do as she asks
6 dont call her fat
7 Tell her you love her
8 help her round the house
9 be as excited as her about the baby
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10 Stuff a watermelon up your ***, carry it round for 9 months, feeling your body stretch and the pressure on your bladder bowels, stretch marks, weight gain, sleepless nights and a ton of hormones pouring thru your system and see how cheerful you are.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIDE THE WAVE CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK ........... Smile
2006-07-06 18:00:48
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answered by Anonymous
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If you are asking because she is pregnant: immediately! Just deal with her moods and try not to take anything personally. Just make her happy or you will be paying child support for the next 18 years in just a few months.
After she delivers the baby: Take cover! You will want to commit her at this point (or commit suicide) and feel that you have enough evidence to put her away for the rest of her life. Again, keep your cool and do as she asks. She could kill you and dispose of your body at any point with out any one knowing she has done so.
If you are talking about women in general (non-pregnant): Take cover! We can snap at any time. You may not have done anything to us but since you are the closest to us we will take out all of our anger, depression, and angst out on you! Just drink a few beers and offer us your ear and not only will you want to cut your ears off you will want to kill everyone that we have ever come in contact with.
Your best bet is to find a deaf, dumb, mute and live happily ever after....That is my plan. I am a lesbian and that is my only solution! Good Luck!
2006-07-06 23:12:38
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answered by Lil D 4
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Usually a girl gets moody if she has a low self-esteem. If that's the case - you don't want to be with the girl, because you'll end up breaking up! Why start it if it won't last?
2006-07-06 22:41:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh right away and all the way through the nine months. Just be there and comfort her. She needs you right now. Good luck (armygirl2675@yahoo)
2006-07-06 22:42:45
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answered by Armygirl 2
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Probably right away because her hormones are going crazy through the whole pregnancy.
2006-07-06 22:47:46
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answered by missee 3
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Depends on her days. Just don't get on her nerves and give her everything she wants
2006-07-06 22:43:04
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answered by bajinnoly 3
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mostly when she is in pain or bothered or uncomfotable if she is none the above then she shall be fine enjoying the time
2006-07-06 22:41:41
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answered by chicklet 1
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Until you tick her off or when you bother her or when your male egos kick in.
2006-07-06 22:43:53
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answered by a good listener 2
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