I've had a pretty depressing week so I need someone to make me giggle!
2006-07-06 14:58:55 · 30 answers · asked by Karen S 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
im depressed too. I found out my husbands grandmother isnt going to die after all. Damn! That B@#!* is evil.
2006-07-06 15:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing 'funny' at all, in fact, almost the reverse.
I can only use one hand, and on it the middle finger needs a minor surgical operation - the removal of half a nail to get at and remove a growth.
This is not something I'm looking forwards to, the thought of it brings me out in a sweat (and in this heat too!). But there are no alternatives whilst there are those 'personal' negatives too to deal with.
Sash.
2006-07-19 02:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not happen to me, therefore the story should qualify as comedy. Someone once said, tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when YOU fall over a cliff and die. I don't really agree, but how can you argue with an annonymous quote?
My friend was driving down a twisty road. A "jerk" in a fast car, think any over-testosteroned jerk, kept trying to get by my friend. There was noplace to turn off; so he tried to speed up a little, but this jerk kept trying to get around him impatiently. Finally, there was a crack of light between cars coming the opposite direction, so the jerk floors it and goes around my friend, giving the bird and honking, like a jerk is prone to do. The jerk then speeds around another car in front of my firend and blasts off into the distance.
You can guess what's coming, right? The jerk crashed off the side of the road and my friend passes by waving and smiling...
2006-07-06 15:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by jalapenobabycanada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL,
I went to buy some gas, where gas is almost $3.00 a gallon and I drive an SUV. This man was sitting out there and he asked me for some money!!
IT'S A NEW DAY FOR THE PAN HANDLERS, DON'T ASK FOR LOOSE CHANGE AT THE GAS STATIONS ANYMORE !! THAT JUST MIGHT GET YOU CUSSED OUT, SEEING WE ARE PAYING BIG MONEY FOR GAS AND THEY ARE WALKING FOR FREE!!
Now, don't get me wrong, I will and have helped someone out when I could but they need to stay away from gas stations asking people for money!! Ask for money in front of grocery stores and restaurants. The chances of getting someone's change will be alot greater!! :D
2006-07-06 15:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by geminisista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being called a moron by an idiot on this Yahoo!Answers! That was funny, considering the source. Sorry if this doesn't make you laugh, but other than that, I suggest watching a good relaxing comedy! There are plenty of them you can get on DVD (if you don't have cable.) Try to enjoy life -- it is all we have! Smile.
2006-07-06 15:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Wasabandmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was on a bus for 4 hours with my rugby mates going to an away game when wee got off the bus we all needed a wee so we lined up behind this hedge but there was no hedge were i was stood. 2 secs later a man and his daughter saw me peeing and within 5 minutes i was arrested for indecent exposure and had to stay in harrogate for 4 days whilst being questioned then i got fined 200 pound.
2006-07-06 15:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by Snoob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bf and I took my Mom to the doctor. As we were getting ready to leave a downpour came. As I was the driver I went out to the car to get umbrellas. My bf took mine and folded it for a moment then decided it was time to dash for the car. He flung the umbrella open, spraying a sweet little old lady who was sitting there with about a gallon of rain. And she was trying so hard to stay dry. He didn/t even notice. Nothing new there.
Hope you feel better.
2006-07-06 15:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Elwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The under-wire from my bra came loose and had slipped up and out of my shirt pointing towards my chin. I didnt notice for a short while but my co-worker did and and asked me if i was "wired".. Not knowing what he was talking about.. I bent my head down and the wire poked me in the chin. I pulled the wire out and had to go all day looking 1/2 droopy and 1/2 perky.
2006-07-06 15:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got on a plane with my eight-month-old kid; he peed on me and the man next to me. I cleaned it up while holding him. When finished, he threw up all over my shirt. I heard laughter and turned to see two women who were bent over laughing at my plight; I couldn't help but laugh myself. I've become a human septic tank.
2006-07-06 15:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by SurferRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was all happy after receiving some good news, i was getting all cocky bouncing around on my bike then my feet slipped off the pedals i then fell on the frame and hurt my special place to amke it worse it was in front of at least 50 people i did not know what to do there was heavy laughter all around. sorry you hada depressing week hope your week is better next week.
2006-07-06 21:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by jame_football 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the funniest is when my 5year old nephew was playing with a sparkler, he was just running around with it and touched my shirt and it caught on fire, so i had to jump in the lake and extinguish, i wasnt harmed by it but it was just so embarasing coming out of that water with everybody laughing.
2006-07-06 15:05:08 · answer #11 · answered by markski037 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋