2006-07-06 14:55:36 · 18 answers · asked by American Superman 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
chickens, cows, dogs, cats... and yes chimps
2006-07-06 14:58:14 · update #1
we choose to be at war, we gotta fight it.
if the animals had a a choice i'm sure they'd be like "screw that, i'm gonna go eat some grass (or whatever)"
2006-07-06 15:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by anniee233 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife experimented in the mid nineties with an army of flying monkeys. See she rented The Wizard of Oz one night and decided that hey, I could do that. Several genetic abominations later, she got something halfway to what she needed. Unfortunately, the monkey in question called the ACLU and *SIGH* we had to settle out of court. Needless to say, the whole monkey project was put on hold and the Monkey in question now lives in Santa Monica with his wife and two kids. So, it's much more problematic than it's worth. And don't get me started on the super intelligent robots. They go on, and on about their "Feelings."
2006-07-06 22:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you being serious? Could you imagine a bunch of trained hamsters running around the streets of Baghdad. Or better yet gophers! PETA would eat you're lunch.
2006-07-06 22:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by The Mad Cow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the Hyposmics, Julie, Bolts, and other anthropoids or cats are needed here to play music and to distract me from very important work that I should be attending to right now.
2006-07-06 22:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by barbi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals are more morally sound than the people who went from the US to fight in Iraq.
Animals would be able to get along with Iraqi animals.
Animals do not murder, only humans do.
2006-07-06 22:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok. You report for training to the Canine Corps Headquarters next week. We weren't sure you were intellectually qualified, but your classmates might be able to help you make it through.
2006-07-06 22:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by fhornsr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they're smarter than that ;-)
Actually, during the gulf war, a battalion of dolphins and California sea lions were employed in the Marine Mammal Program to help the Navy to spot underwater mines.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s797943.htm
Dogs are also used.
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/
2006-07-06 21:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all of our trained chimps are currently residents of D.C.!
2006-07-06 21:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the ASPCA protects animals. We slaughter our men and women without hesitation. Yes, I have a son over there.
2006-07-06 22:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by vixen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, like a cat could hold a rifle that weighs more than he does!! Wow, that was an intelligent question!
2006-07-06 21:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Humor me.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋