...Bumper Stickers that you have seen on a car before?
2006-07-06 14:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by Betterwithpie 5 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
Breast Inspection
20 Feet Ahead
(Please Have 'Em Out)
I'm Hung Like Einstein
And Smart as a Horse
Take Your Ex Out Tonight
(One Bullet Oughtta Do it)
Jesus is coming
LOOK BUSY
Driver Carries No Ca$h
HE'S MARRIED
I'm Busy. You're ugly.
Have a Nice Day.
Wife and Dog Missing
REWARD FOR DOG
DRUGS LEAD NOWHERE
But it's the Scenic Route
Are You Having Phone Sex Or
Do You Always Drive That Way?
Can't Feed 'Em?
DON'T BREED 'EM
I Child-Proofed My House
BUT THEY STILL GET IN
I BRAKE FOR...
Oh $hit, No Brakes!
You Can't Spell "Crap"
WITHOUT "RAP"
4 Out of 3 People
Have Trouble With Fractions
TAKE REVENGE
**** On A Pigeon
GAS, GRASS, OR ***
No One Rides For Free
The Shortest Sentence
Is "I Am."
THE LONGEST IS "I DO"
WHERE THE HELL IS
EASY STREET?
If Money Is The Root
Of All Evil, Why Do
Churches Beg for It?
KEEP HONKING
I'M RELOADING
Guns Don't Kill People
Drivers With Cellphone Do
GUN CONTROL
means using
BOTH HANDS
Cat The Other
White Meat
Ever stop to think...
And forget to start again?
WORK HARDER
Millions On Welfare
Depend On You
I've Got A Perfect Body
BUT IT'S IN THE TRUNK
AND BEGINNING TO SMELL
HANG UP AND DRIVE!
2006-07-06 14:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine Whirled Peas
2006-07-06 15:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Stratman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one on my car right that says, "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords" , I have gotton some funny responses
2006-07-07 02:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by THOMAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
help stop inbreeding - ban country music
you cant spell "crap" without "rap"
nuke the whales
i'm the juvenile delinquent thats banging your honor student
my other ride is your mom
i used to see a lot when i worked at spencer gifts, but these ones made me laugh.
2006-07-06 14:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by hellion210 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real trucks
FORD
don't have sparkplugs
If you can read this your too close
If you don't stop I will flick a booger at your windshield
2006-07-06 15:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Undergoing a scientific dirt test, do not wash.
2006-07-07 09:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My kid was inmate of the month at Cumberland County Jail."
2006-07-06 14:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by LeAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going slow, the clown in front of me is.!!!
2006-07-06 14:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sarcasm♥Sparky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move.
2006-07-06 14:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by sarahsunshinecoast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(VERY SMALL LETTERS) IF YOU CAN READ THIS , HONK I'LL SLAM ON MY BRAKES AND RETIRE
2006-07-06 14:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by daboz770 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋