Who's for the right to arm their bears?

Answer 1

There would certainly be a decline in bear muggings.

Answer 2

Don't bears already have arms? Or do you consider those legs?

Now, forgetting the right to arm bears, what about the right to bear arms? I for one, would like to see a pair of bear arms hanging in every household. I firmly believe the bears should be disarmed for our decorative pleasure.

Answer 3

I love this question, it takes me back to my days in college when some of my friends and I were kidding that the second amendment was meant to say "the right to arm bears". Sure, imagine a couple of bears with 9mm pistols ;)
It may or may not be a good idea.

Answer 4

Only if the bears are hibernating. For me personally, I'd rather bear my arms with my friends Smith and Wesson.

Answer 5

could you be more specific? are you talking of a bear with its 4 legs AND 2 arms? or more along the lines of changing 2 of its legs into arms?and if that's the case,2 front legs into arms? back legs? lefts?rights? diagonal?maybe THREE arms??? ooo oooh maybe a forearm bear? or many many many, like a porcupine? they are armed! try messin with one! or two, or three! oh i gotta stop;-)

Answer 6

I love my bears. I think that we should give guns to them at the first opportunity. I bet the Packers wouldn't score much in that game

Answer 7

I would love to arm my bears, Panda your serve.

Answer 8

If you outlaw bears then only outlaws will have bears! Okay you can arm bears, but no manbearpigs!

Answer 9

I just asked my bears if they are interested. The ones in the pink tutus said no thanks. The one dressed as Spiderman and the Army bear said they were all for it.

Answer 10

Not me

Don't want some irresponsible ****** bear running around with a gun