Worst Liberal Answers?

Question

What is your worst liberal "pet peeve" canned answers to social issues?
EX:
"Death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment!"
"No blood for oil."
"This is the worst economy in 100 years!"
"What we do in the privacy of our own bedrooms...."
"The 2nd Ammendment never garunteed the right to own a gun."

Or post another one.

Answer 1

"Tax cuts for the rich"

- Well yeah, because they paid them. It's not up to the gov't to decide who deserves who's money. Liberals want to steal people's money, essentially.

"I don't understand how you can be anti-abortion and pro-death penalty"

- Of course, they don't have the mental capacity to factor "innocense and guilt" into the equation. Instead, they'll take a stance against the respect of life on both issues.

"Bush is Hitler"

- I have yet to see one liberal rounded up and being sent to a death chamber

"Iraq never attacked us, it's an illegal war!"

- Nor did Kosovo


Here's a "2 fer"--
"Bush is one stupid chimp" and "Bush misled all of us on WMD"

- Yet, he managed the intelligence to beat liberals two times. What does that make the liberal? He misled liberals? Wow..

"Who cares if gay people get married?"

- Well, if you hate the family unit, I guess you don't care. Also, isn't it wonderful to know that liberals want to make a cross-dressing males, transexuals, parents? of a child? Talk about hating children! Oh, they already practice abortion...

"John Kerry is an intellectual"

-I guess you have to be "smart" to contradict yourself in one breath.

"War never solves anything"

-Oh no, slavery was disolved because slave owners just thought it nice free their slaves. Appeasement sure would have won WWI and II

Answer 2

Oh, cool! More contrived nonsense!

"Death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment!"....when you're poor and get a drunk attorney who sleeps through court so you get railroaded to the death chamber.....could be. Besides, for a lot of the real monsters, death's too good for 'em.

"No blood for oil." Yeah, that is a bit too simple. Maybe it should be "No blood for Haliburton", or "No blood for Cheney's retirement fund"

"This is the worst economy in 100 years!" That's a new one. The economy sucks for those who aren't wealthy, but 100 years?

"What we do in the privacy of our own bedrooms...." is still none of your f**king business.

"The 2nd Ammendment never garunteed the right to own a gun."
Another new one. I must need to go back to liberal class, cause I've never heard of anyone saying that ALL guns aren't "garunteed".... Myself, I've got no problem with hunting rifles, target guns, sporting guns...stuff like that. It's when people get their weapons and don't bother to train themselves with their use, or leave the weapon laying around for anyone to pick up....like a kid, or a robber to use in a violent crime later on is when I start having concerns. You want a gun, fine. The 2nd ammendment backs you up. Just do us all a favor and know how to use it, and keep it locked up. (just like the NRA says). One question I do have....why does a US citizen need an AK-47?

Answer 3

I tell you the best answer,The Right wing are jerks and
the Bush's are the worst Presidents we ever had. We are
always are in Depression recession ,Inflation and WAR

Answer 4

my personal favorite is the death penalty one or when they get to ranting and raving about how abortion should always be an option. actually anything Ann Coulter says is hilarious. I totally respect her, she's got her head screwed on right.

Answer 5

hmm... consider the oposites ..Death penalty is fun and wholesome.....Blood for Oil yea!! this is the best economy in 100 years.... We shouldnt have privacy in our bedrooms....whos the idiot now?

Answer 6

"Those who would trade liberty for safety deserve neither."

"Innocent until proven guilty."

"What's the point of having a secret FISA court for emergency national security warrants if Bush doesn't bother to use it?"

"Why does it take 5 years to charge anybody in Guantanamo with a crime, if they are all obviously guilty?"

Answer 7

Saddam Hussain had no WMD

The constitution gurantees the right to abortion

Separation of church and state

Answer 8

"This is the worst economy in 100 years!"

Answer 9

I always like the-

"Your stupid. READ YOUR HISTORY. Bush is just like Hitler."

I love it when they call me stupid and misspell simple words like "you're". The all caps things is always amusing, too. As if it makes a point or something.

Answer 10

The un-born child is not a human being yet.