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Since my wife has decided to work in secret for a little while, I have decided to test her genius versus the vast, untapped reserves of brainpower that is the internet. So how would you take over the world? Please make as many details available as possible. If you want to use a superweapon, then please provided detailed schematics on its abilities/weaknesses/and whether or not reversing its polarity will undo the world destruction sequence. Also consider listing your allies. My wife for instance counts the nations of Micronesia and Palau as members of her cabal. Do you have North Korea on your side? Perhaps Gabon! Maybe you even know a rogue Chinese General. Please also list any changes in the social order you would make once achieving world domination. My wife would bring back the process of having Castratti Opera singers, but then she yearns for a male soprano voice. So please, the floor is yours. Tell us about your plan and we'll either steal it or foil it.

2006-07-06 14:35:54 · 7 answers · asked by derkaiser93 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Assumption: That you only get two points out of this deal. If you come up with a really, really good answer and pledge an oath of fealty to my wife (like many have done) you might be eligable for a free time share in Florida (once she manages to take over the world) or even perhaps your own province where you can lord it over with the masses.

Of course, if you just go something like 2points! then you are added to her enemies list.

2006-07-06 14:45:25 · update #1

7 answers

well i would begin by surrounding myself with members of elite societys such as the owner of McDonald's and walmart for they would teach me the ways of world domination then slowly but surely i would gain the power that they have and combine it with celebrities such as Oprah and p diddy and would swear an allegiance with these individuals! hahaha no one can say that they ever achieved anything completely alone! well with my allegance formed i would now take my rightful place in a positon of higher power such as president bush has done then i would begin a war that would destroy the terrorist that might stand against me such as bush is doing then while pretending to be at peace with all the other nations i would form an army of walmart shoppers to take out the highest officers and would threaten to keep mcdonalds all to myself unless the entire world bowed to the new ruler!!!hahahah but then again thats just me i hope this helps you! hopefully i will see a peice of that land in florida soon!!

2006-07-06 15:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2016-11-01 08:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by belschner 4 · 0 0

Yeah, have fun with that.

I would think the quickest way to rule the world is to eliminate the world. Kill everybody off with nukes. Then there's nobody left to rule but you! Yay mission accomplished. Enjoy that lonely life on the meaningless speck of what was once the earth :-)

2006-07-06 14:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by ImagoDei 5 · 0 0

Ask George Bush!

2006-07-06 14:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Win a game of Risk.

2006-07-06 14:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Chris S 5 · 0 0

Don't you think that is a little too much to answer for 2 points? LOL

2006-07-06 14:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by ginaforu5448 5 · 0 1

You really have a wife? Wow, she's a patient vixen, isn't she?

2006-07-06 16:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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