he is real hairy and yells a lot and he keeps going through our trash and chasing my cats.
2006-07-06 14:33:42 · 22 answers · asked by butterbean4000 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Thank you for finding my long lost relative. Could you return him to me at this address.
The Bigfoots
1 North Pole
c/o Santa Claus
2006-07-06 14:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by alfredenuemann98195 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would recommend reading "Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir" by Graham Roumieu.
Book Description from Amazon:
Like many reclusive celebrities, Big Foot is misunderstood. In his touching memoir Me Write Book he wants to set the record straight, proving that although he's larger, hairier, and more foul-smelling than most of us, he's really not so different underneath.
Only the most cold-hearted among us could look on without compassion as this hirsute Everyman struggles bravely with parental abandonement, Pringles potato crisps, embarrassing moments with peach schnapps, the desperate loneliness of personal ads, and 'roid rage.
2006-07-06 14:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by miraclebaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sounds more like a mental case. Only humans can get that
screwed up. Why is he going through your trash and chasing your
cats anyway?
2006-07-06 14:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Alion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you need to get a life. But if you really think he is Bigfoot then call the police on him. But then a gain they may not believe you.
2006-07-06 14:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by awsomeme356 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a bear trap.
Set it up by the trash can.
Pop some popcorn and invite over friends.
2006-07-06 14:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by hswatsonaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Not a bigfoot, or a redneck. Maybe a little insane. Or maybe, maybe he's looking to to catsup.. (Having a cat for supper)
2006-07-06 14:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by darkamiyetlovelysongofsongs1_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to agree with autumn, sounds more like white trash to me.
I think more of rednecks, not much more.
2006-07-06 14:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Subterfuge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes hes a gigantoperifucus aka. bigfoot
2006-07-06 18:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dustfinger the master of fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids! Hahaaa!
2006-07-06 18:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by DivinePath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a clear photo or video of the creature. no one has done that yet.
and if it turns out to be a human and he's pissed, just buy him a case of beer.
2006-07-06 15:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋