Funny how you answer questions on this site seriously then when you want to be a smart ***, you stop yourself cause you feel you have created an expectation from others to be proper. I say the hell with it.
2006-07-06 13:58:47 · 33 answers · asked by Tim J 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
There is a difference between being smart and being a smart ***. I give serious answers to serious questions because finally I have an outlet to spread what I have learned in life in order to help others. Face to face I might just be another geek. Here, I can be a savior in a manner of speaking.
I can shed light on a question which has haunted someone for god only knows how long or perhaps that question they just was wondering about for 10 minutes. Either way I enjoy doing what I do.
2006-07-06 14:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by lovpayne 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I want to be a smart ***. I am a fat 40 year old virgin with the biggest beer gut in the world and I work at a gas station for $8 an hour.
2006-07-06 14:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually I give serious answers specially when requested. However, at times some questions are so weird,senseless that they give me the opportunity to open up and become a wise and funny guy.
2006-07-06 14:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by alpha & omega 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's annoying, because if you are funny, ignorant people take offense. Even if you aren't trying to be humorous, ignorant people still take offense. You just have to say "to hell with it" and be obscene.
for instance, i may, or may not, eat Jewish babies.
I may, or may not be Jewish.
but if i asked a question about eating Jewish babies, 90% of the people would think i was serious.
2006-07-06 14:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am me...who are you? In retrospect who is anyone? Are we alone or are we simply mindless cretins searching for the true meaning of being? Aww hell lets just have another cold beer and dwell on it some more.
2006-07-07 07:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by frnzcallmebub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not true. I'll be a complete smart a§ when the feeling arrives, just because I can!
2006-07-06 14:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm no i have a myraid of responses, becasue if someone expects to know me from this site without tlaking to me they are sorely disappointed. like i could imagine being at a bar and someone saying..hey i know you...where do i know you from...let me think...yeah, its from yahoo answers. its bad enough i get that from myspace
2006-07-06 14:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by Mike is me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answer and ask however the hell I feel like it. **** it, no one knows who I am, why should I give a ****.
2006-07-06 14:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right. But if the world went that way then we would go back to swinging in tree and throwing our crap at each other
2006-07-07 16:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the wuestion? really i mean, your gonna get some smart a$$es on this thing, but who cares!! they are the immature ones!
lol clap clap to that
HUgs!
2006-07-06 14:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋