ima repuhblikan and i don understan whi librils an demukrats alwas tink wi stoopid?

Question

i supoht bush an the wir on terorists, bush nevr lied, he is takin tha fit to tha enemi and becase wer fihtin them in Irak, we dont have ta fiht tham her, we r gonna be safe forever frum terrirists caus bush got rid of sadam, dont peeple seee thaht. Ihm sik uf peple saying the war is bad, dont thay see all the terririss that were in irak that we killed, and wat abuot the nukleir missiles that Bin Lhadin had pointed at Amerka, now hees ded and we dont hav no mor terrirists wit nukleir missiles, I love Bush cause he beleeves in God, dont let librils win cause then weel jus give up the war an pray to allah and start forcin owr women ta wear beekeeper soots, evry 1st of da munth, when ma wuman go to get her welfare chek wit me, i tell them welfar is rong caise it soports blak peeple an mexkans, and i told muh woomans doktor he wus rong fur duin her aborshun, and when i wuz havin sex wit her i tel hur it's rong caus we not marreed. Bush is a goood man, he nevr rong, i nevr rong too

wat I no spel gud, but I's a repubhlikan

librills ar tha stoopid ons, my god tells me i don hav tu lissen

2500 us solders die fur so we dont have terririss wit nukleer missills in Irak, wat rong wit dat

Answer 1

I love all the Republicans "HEY.. YOUR A DEMOCRAT!?"... hahaha...

is it sad when I'm not sure that was a parody?

Answer 2

It doesn't help you any when you write so poorly . Is that computer ebonix? And notice that the libs don't answer the question they just call you stupid and wish you would die? That is because they have no solid or moral argument and can only attack you. Don't worry when they grow up they will change their mind. WHen they have a tax code like Engalnd or France and are poor and can't get work and have terrorist making demands and blowing up their malls then. they will be conservatives too.

Answer 3

No, you're not being derisive or divisive at all. That's really quite a mean thing to do...you do realize that all your behavior does is makes people aren't Republican or conservative look bad, right? Or maybe that's the point.
Congratulations.
I lean towards being a Republican, and yet my spelling is not atrocious at all. I know you're trying to parody Republicans, but the fact is that any Republican is just as intelligent or stupid as the next Democrat, and vice versa.
Or is this thought too complex for you to understand?

Answer 4

ok dude we are a free country and liberals think that republicans are "stupid "(as you said) because like that god thing you just said do you not realise that America was formed to liberate people from religious persecution? come on lets not go and make this whole thing about religion because i believe what i believe and i respect what ever you believe but that doesn't mean i have to live by it! now i agree with you on some of the things you said like abortion and sex before marriage but other people might not think that way and the great thing about our country is that even though we don't think the same way we have to accept others the way they are because they have a right to be that way!

Answer 5

1. I'm neither republican nor democrat, I'm 4 whoever has the same beliefs i do and can uphold them.
2. No one is always right except God.
3. Use Spell Check
God Bless

Answer 6

Please continue to produce things like this. It 1) makes it obvious who cannot see through poorly disguised attempts to incite divisiveness and 2) makes liberals look bad. You're doing some wonderful things for race relations too, whether you are white or black. When your parents get home, you should tell them to take the computer out of your room and put you in time out.

Answer 7

websters makes a solution for your problem. if spelling like that is the result of schooling in America today, then i'm glad my children are grown and out of school. there is also this thing called "spell check".... try it, you will like it.

you are never wrong? hmm, ok, if you say so. i supposed you thought it was wrong for clinton to have a girlfriend. get a grip, bush needs to be getting sex, then he wouldnt be out to babysit and rule the world. who died and made him king? he takes it upon himself to tell other countries how to behave and what to do when he cant even take care of this country.

Answer 8

Are you sure you aren't a democrat living along the banks of the Mississippi?

Answer 9

Next time don't make it so obvious that you're a liberal trying to make the Republican morons look bad. Even they can seen through that.

Answer 10

Wow, what amazing and varied responses!

How long did it take you to write that?!

I take it we're supposed to "read between the lines" here...

all in all pretty darn funny...it sure got people riled up!!

Answer 11

Oh look 7:15 time for bed sonny.