2006-07-06 12:46:34 · 52 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here I am, saying random things. Why am I doing it? Because I am bored that's why. My brain wants to talk to me. You see my brain acts on its own.
Brain: Hey you idiot, do you even know what the hell you are SUPPOSED to be doing?
Me: No, what am I supposed to be doing?
Brain: You dumba$$, you're supposed to be practicing singing a song. Remember Tia told you on Tuesday night that next time you talk to her on the phone she wants you to sing to her!
Me: Oh damn you're right! Why didn't you remind me sooner?
Brain: I was busy doing something more important.
Me: WTH is more important than keeping ME informed. If it were not for me you would not even exist!
Brain: Shut up, you idiot. If it weren't for me you would....be an idiot. Besides, you use me to give all the answers on here.
Me: But because of you I have been reported 3 times! Why can't you just behave yourself? You know? Act nice for once?
Brain: No, you idiot! One of us has to be the harda$$ so it might as well be me because you are just a softy.
Me: Well Tia loves me for being like that........
Brain: Sure, you may flatter her with your poetic and romantic words but it is I who makes her laugh. She loves it when I pop out and make you look like a harda$$.
Me: But what is more important? To make her feel loved or make her laugh?
Brain: Shut up you idiot! Stop trying to brainwash me!
Me: No YOU shut up!
Brain: Listen to me, idiot, don't you remember you have a question to answer?
Me: She said to type anything you fool! Ha! I outsmarted you!
Brain: Shut up! You idiot! YOU are the dumba$$ because did it ever occur to you that maybe this is a trick question?
Me: How is it a trick question? She just said to type anything!
Brain: Exactly. Just.....type...."anything."
Me: Uhhhh...I'm not getting you.
Brain: You idiot! The answer to the question is: ANYTHING!
Me: Oooohhhh!
Brain: Yeah, that's right you idiot. She probably means that she only wants you to type the word "anything."
Me:Oh ok, I get you now.
Brain: Idiot.
Me: Do you think she will give us the ten points?
Brain: She will probably give ME the ten points, not you, you idiot.
Me: But we are a team!
Brain: Yeah but I do all the damn work!
Me: No! If it weren't for the blood my heart pumps through your veins you would not exist!
Brain: Shut up, you idiot!
Me: And stop calling me an idiot!
Brain: No, you idiot.
Me: Let's just stop this, this is childish.
Brain: I win! You idiot!
Me: Yeah, whatever.
Brain: :-D
This concludes the answer to the question: Say anything!!!?
2006-07-06 13:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Corn Dogs Rock My Socks!
2006-07-06 22:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Cusack rules!
2006-07-06 12:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by wereinlovemnc4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good movie. Starring John Cusak and Ione Skye - just to name a few.
2006-07-06 12:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by oaknut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey ... bla bla .. Yada Yada .. Yackty yak ... Im bored ... Thx for the 2 points .... Choose me as the best answer ... O-K ... Buh bye ... Good luck ... Take care ... Whteva... (u said anything)
2006-07-06 12:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were marooned on a
blistering hot desert island...
..with no food...no water...
no fire...no good books to
read...no friends, no scantily
clad island guys... and no
help in sight...
just a laptop....
and one single chance
to figure out how to get
off the island...
2006-07-06 12:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by -:¦:-SKY-:¦:- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm tired!!!!! and frustrated!!!!!! and who the heck came up w/ the brilliant idea to pay employees once a month instead of every week!!!!! employees have expenses too ya know!!!!!
2006-07-06 12:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi how are you
2006-07-06 12:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Currently, I am completely torn by my equal but opposite desires to accept everybody no matter what their life choices, and to hate everybody because they're all stupid idiots who need to shut their stupid mouths.
DANCE.
2006-07-06 12:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a banana tied to some baboon eyes...with a sauce
2006-07-06 12:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by BTF_Jeff_S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋