"We have to leave I sharted"
2006-07-06 12:30:05
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answer #1
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answered by igɳo★ 3
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something funny is you waisting 5 points to askfor something funny but any way i was on livedigital.com and i searched animals and comedy and there was a cat talking. I started grying when i saw it was so funnny. the cat was like :"OH LONg John,OH looong PIannoo" it was so funny iam going oto rey to give you the video.
2006-07-06 19:32:02
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answer #2
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answered by sbiballer13 1
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Monty Python and Holy Grail...funniest movie ever...wish I could see it again for the first time so I wouldn't already know all the jokes
2006-07-06 19:27:28
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answer #3
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answered by Tiger 3
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"Look at the size of 'is 'ead! It's huge! It's got it's own weather system! It looks like an orange on a toothpick! I think I can see Sputnik orbiting! Ah, now look at 'im. Runnin' upstairs so he can cry on his big pilla.'"
Excerpts (and, most likely paraphrasing) from, "So I Married An Axe Murderer"
2006-07-06 19:31:04
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answer #4
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answered by Finnegan 7
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i have a joke. when i told it to my friend she started laughing so hard she cried. but i think its old. ok here it is:
three guys who didnt know how to talk went to three diffrent places. the first guy went to a music store and learned how to say "me oh me oh me". the second guy went to a resturant and learned how to say "forks and kniefs" the third guy went to a candy store and learned how to say goodie goodie gum drop. ok so later there was a killing of a woman and the police officer asked them if they saw who did it and the guy who went to the music store said "me! oh me oh me" the officer angerly said "with what??" the guy from the resturant said "forks and kniefs" so the officer said "your goin' to jail!!" and the guy from the candy store said "goodie goodie gum drop!"
lol
i hope u had a laugh
*JJ*
2006-07-06 19:31:10
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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once i asked a i girl out, we where going throught some stairs and she lost one of her high hill, so i told her, are you trying to be cinderella she laught and said only if you are my prince, and i said no, when i realised what ive done, i said im sorry i mean yes, so she said im sorry someone else found the high hills, so we laught and well you know .......
2006-07-06 19:33:29
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answer #6
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answered by Patricio B 6
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GUESS WHAT?chicken butt lol this not my best 1 but 2 get u 2 laugh
2006-07-06 19:28:43
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answer #7
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answered by $BLUECRIP$ 3
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MOVIE: BRUCE ALMIGHTY
AND THE COOKIE IS......10 FEET 4 INCHES WE HAVE A NEW RECORD!!! VIEW THE CHEESY INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC!!!!!! LMAO
PS: IT AINT REALLY THAT FUNNY WHEN YOU READ BUT WHEN YOU WATCH YOULL LAUGH
2006-07-06 19:28:32
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Why do the smurfs laugh when running through the forest?
Because the grass tickled their balls.
2006-07-06 19:27:17
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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itrainhazmat- your preety mean, you shouldnt say things about people's mom because someone might not have a mom or she is very sick
think about people's feeling, sorry but that really made me mad that you assume thats really funny. Please dont do that again...
2006-07-06 19:29:11
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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Whats the hardest thing about rollerblading
Telling your mom you're gay
2006-07-06 19:34:48
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answer #11
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answered by Whodaman 4
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