how do i take over a country?..and in future ,the world?

Question

im thinking of taking over the world in a Dr Evil (austin powers) stylee...has anyone got any good ideas

also would anyone like to be my right hand man/woman (good rates of pay + benifits/health insurance etc)

Answer 1

Get yourself a prostitute, you need to get off boy...

Answer 2

I've had similar thoughts. The first step will be to rally together some minions. Second, you'll need to refer to yourself as the Supreme Overlord. Then you'll want to develop an anti-army gun that destroys any army that defies your orders. That should open up some doors for a good real estate agent who can find you a good price on a great lair. While searching for your evil lair you'll need to select a trusted group of your minions to capture a few of the worlds most brilliant scientists. Your lair will need to be fully furnished and be able to accomodate a large group (I'd shoot for a castle with 50-100 high security bedrooms/cells ... and it will need a moat). The scientists will understand that they have been defeated and they'll create some of the most evil weapons known to man. After threatening to use your new arms you'll have the attention of the worlds super powers. Take out a few small countries and one large one (may I suggest Poland, Iceland, Ghana, and Mongolia?). The destruction of those countries will give you all of the power and respect that you deserve.

...Throw in a wholesale club card and 20 vacation days, and I'll be willing to help.

Answer 3

First, we will need to steal the countries supply of D&G products, then, infiltrate animals that do not belong into the ecosystem.
While the country falls in despair due to the new species reproducing at an incredible rate, we will exange the always stylish D&G products (like the V3 phone rated at 3,000 dlls) for political power. Once we have control their politics we can call on a special election and call on some mexicans to have them fixed so Bush becomes president, that way the country will fall to it's knees and we will TAKE THEIR WOMEN!!!


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Answer 4

Good idea! I'm gonna be your right hand if you make me the President of Patrisia (Asia renamed after we capture the world!) You can have the rest of the world!!

Let's first find a small country (without any natural resources) so Bush won't care, and expand ourselves slowly from that place. Hire the top-notch nuclear-scientists and develop WMD so Bush won't dare attack us. Wait developing our powers and sign peace-treaties with small countries all over the world.
We should come up with better governance so that they will not revolt against us any day! Remember our power lies in the hands of the people. Hope you remember history (Louis XVI was beheaded due to bad governance. The people must believe that all we do is gonna be good for them! (Like hitler made peple of his day believe)
Wait till any country attacks another country. Show false sympathy to the attacked country. Attack the attacker on pretext of helping an "oppressed nation". Their "friends" will join in war againsrt us. Win the war and gain control over that part of the world!!
Continue till all countries are in our control!!
To gain control of the first country, pinpoint one, learn their language, set a company/business up there giving employment to the poor umemployed people. Brainwash them that you (rather, we) are their saviors and then after 2 yrs say the gov is against us, we will overthrow the goverment with the people's support and then continue all over the world.

There are many more plans; but I thought this one would suit you. Shall I mail the rest to you? If anything doesn't go as per schedule, don't worry! I am the thinktank. If you think that after destroying me you would gain control over the entire world, thn BEWARE!! I won't give you my best plan, (which I can use against you too) till I trust you!!


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Answer 5

I suggest studying under the master at dilbert.com

You can read the New Ruling Class newsletter and by following dogbert carefully you can learn much better world domination techniques than you could from an amateur hack like Dr Evil

Answer 6

First what you do is log off here, then go down to your local mental health facility, and then let them check you for any illnesses that may have caused you to ask such a dumb question.

Answer 7

lol health insurance

Answer 8

take your vitamins and eat lots of spinach

Answer 9

practice with halo

Answer 10

good luck