picking your nose is alot like hunting or fishing we spend all our spare time doing it because its fun and every once in a while we bag something thats note worthy and need to show it to someone to increase our pleasure and to show off our ability to providenonetheless my wife inevitibly gets really pissed everytime i do it. i dont think she understands that in some primitive way i am trying to win her favors by being such a great hunter gatherer. and my willingness to share with her hasnt gotten me far either. i once snagged a brain worm that was so big i mounted it on a piece of velvet and put it in a picture frame and hung it on the wall in the bathroom and boy was she pissed i still have a mark over my eye where she hit me with it, the booger broke and i ended up throwing the whole thing away.i was trying to spruce the place up. can anyone help me i just love her and try to show it any way i can. any help on this topic would help alot thanx
2006-07-06 11:42:56 · 31 answers · asked by guod 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
what no sympathizers someone out there has to understand
2006-07-06 11:50:09 · update #1
Apparently she doesnt like the greenish color of them.
So try something else of another color.
Decorate the bathroom walls with all the toilet paper you used and impress her by shoing off all the creative patterns you can do just by whiping your asz!
2006-07-06 11:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by ganja_claus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In an ideal world women would see the meaning behind the booger, but I think we men just have to accept that our spouses generally don't appreciate bodily secretions like they use to. I suggest eating the boogers in front of her to show that at the very least, you appreciate the poor little guys. I'm sure she would start to see sense if she saw you chewing away on your Nose Paste.
2006-07-06 11:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by reality check 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I thought I'd heard it all... you've got this ol' girl ready to vomit.
It'd be totally funny, if it weren't for this nauseating feeling that's creeping up inside me.
On the more serious side... to try & give you an example of how things like that make women feel>>>
Visualize this>>> hold your face all the way up toward the ceiling & open your mouth wide... your wife vomits & the sour, chunky, slimy puke slides down your throat... now swallow.
Got the picture?
2006-07-06 11:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O thats JUST GROSSSSSSSSS. Just think about how you'd feel if she called you into the Bathroom sometime after a NASTY moment in there to show you what she can do Next time you wanna show off a Boogie EWWWWWWWWW
2006-07-06 11:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's disgusting. That's not a way to pleased a woman. That's just makes her think you are gross and have no manners.
2006-07-06 11:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by monnurse7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your disgusting, grow up, your not in the 3rd grade anymore. besides, your not showing off your catch, your trying to get a reaction out of her and she's not giving you the one you wanted. sicko. nobody wants to see what comes from your nose. or any other body part.
2006-07-06 11:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by ziggunerin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably cause she's frustrated that she married a two year old.
Your a dork.
2006-07-06 11:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the love of God, plz have a vasectomy immediately.
2006-07-06 11:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're wierd. Plain wierd. But I'd probably like you.
2006-07-06 11:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's just gross , some things should be kept to yourself, would u like it if she showed u her bloody pad
2006-07-06 11:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by cc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋