2006-07-06 11:09:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Run.
-J.
2006-07-06 11:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let you that has not farted, expelled bad air etc. in a public environment hold your nose and open your mouth. We all have done it..go on as if nothing happened...and if anyone confronts you say you are under alot of pressure.
2006-07-06 11:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Clarissa7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get down to the floor and pretend you saw a passing ghost happily farting around you...
2006-07-06 11:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are wearing a dress shirt/blouse (and are wearing another shirt underneath) tie it around your waist to cover your behind and go clean yourself up in the washroom.
otherwise, you'll have to stay late at work until almost everyone is gone, and sneak out the least busy door and hope for the best!
2006-07-06 11:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Viceroy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give your 2 weeks notice sicko
2006-07-06 11:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, go to the bathroom and wipe the stank away with some soap and water...Say that was your computer, and you were just playing on this website...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fartboard.html
They'll never know!!!
2006-07-06 11:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gambled and lost, eh? Wait for some people to go away and book it to the bathroom. Toss those undies!
2006-07-06 11:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by DIRT MCGIRT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait, did you shart or fart in a silent, deadly way? either way, man up and announce it proudly.
2006-07-06 11:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by got_deam_munalla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go in the restroom and check your pants.
2006-07-06 11:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by eehco 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there an old man or a dog nearby. those are the usual scapegoats
2006-07-06 11:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by Calvin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk carefully to the bathroom, then with a wet napkin in one hand wipe you ***, then with a dry paper towel in the other pat dry...
2006-07-06 11:13:25 · answer #11 · answered by admyr75 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋