What if you woke up one morning and you had the body of the opposite sex?

Answer 1

I would stand in front of the mirror all googly eyed, and stare at my new hot dog. I would bend my head a little to the left, and wonder if I could reach it myself. (And I'm not refering to my hands!!!!)

Next, I would put on a men's thong, and turn around in the mirror, and smack my cute butt, just to make sure it didn't wiggle.

Then, I'd put on a muscle shirt, and a snug pair of blue jean shorts, go to the first Dairy Queen I came across, and ask the clerks why in the h*e*l*l this was not named Dairy King instead. Then after eating my wonderful, huge ice cream, I would stand up slowly and flex every muscle in my body, just to show the girls how hot I am.

Then I'd go in a men's bathroom, and hang out at a urinal. I could see lots and lots of hot dogs there. Then I could see how I measure up.

I would eventually end up back home, trying like mad to explain to my husband why there's a man in his bed instead of his wife. I'd try to explain to him who I was, he'd call me crazy as he--, and punch me in the face. I would reciprocate, because honestly, I've wanted to hit him a time or two anyway. We would wrestle around on the floor, and I would be yelling "yee-haw" at the top of my voice.

Then I would wake up from this screwed up dream, and scream, "Thank God, I'm back to normal!!"

(Notice I didn't say I'd have sex, because me really being a woman inside that man's body, it would be like being a lesbian or something, and if I had sex with a man, I'd be gay!! Since I'm straight, none of that would have worked, huh??)

Answer 2

I would take care of my morning "thing" and then go to the bathroom to admire all the hair on myself. Woah. I'd barely be able to supress the urge to shave my legs.

Then I would go and do something requiring manual labor, like roofing or construction. I would sweat up a manly sweat and feel my shoulders and arms and think "wow".

I'd be mentally bored soon enough, so I'd head down to the local dive bar to see how many beers my manly body could handle in such a masculine way for as cheap as possible.

I'd punch some dude with my manly fists and get thrown out.

I'd take off my shirt (because, as a man, I could) and walk home. Amazed that the construction workers don't check me out, and then remember that I'm just a guy.

Get showered and dressed and forget the necktie (too complex- I don't see how any HUMAN can tie those things).

Go somewhere classy. Hit on the bartender... oops I'm a dude, how gay. I'd immediately hit on the chick with a skimpy halter top sitting next to me... until her boyfriend came over.

I would have a really hard time picking up chicks. They'd either think I'm gay because I just "understand" too much, or an asshole when I act like a man.

I'd go to a seedier area of town and finally pick up a chick who... smells like a fish. Oops. But she's hot and I'm drunk and we end up doing everything BUT... I leave before she can ask me to stay over or complain about the lack of foreplay (it is SO hard to read women!)!

I drink the rest of the wine in my fridge and after doing the thing I fall asleep.

Answer 3

Trust me, if you're ever in this situation, grab a shovel and bury it. You don't want the smell in your bed, and the potential legal hassles aren't worth the trouble. Not that I'm experienced in this sort of thing...

Answer 4

I'd have sex! I've always want to know what a guy feels!

not to the point that i'd have a sex change or anything.. but i know what it feels like for me.. and i know its different for guys... i want to know how different. and if its BETTER.. because if it is.. i'd be pissed. they already get to finish every time.. if its better than mine its not fair!

lol.

Answer 5

strange question. would i still have the thoughts of a girl? if so, i would go and ask the most popular girl in school out, and if she says yes, then DUMP HER. she would say yes because i would be a hot guy. then i would ask the guy that i like what he thinks of me/her. that would be neat!!!!

Answer 6

I'd stare at myself in the mirror for hours, assuming I was hot, and pleasure myself.

Answer 7

I would be very happy and enjoy being a woman.

Answer 8

I would try to have sex...lol..although my boyfriend might feel different

Answer 9

Freak out for awhile, then have some "fun".

Answer 10

I would go out and have sex with every women i met........