Hot? Cute? Retarded? Vulgar? Witty? What does everyone here think?
2006-07-06 10:36:38 · 9 answers · asked by crazy monkey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
he has anger issues, i feel for his love of music and of rhis love for his friends, and he's really sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-06 10:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by dance princess 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Washed up, I still like the Slim Shady LP though, not so much for beats but the lyrics were sharp.
Taken from As The World Turns----
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park *****
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as **** and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin *** is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her *** put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the ***** and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her ****** porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there *****! I got my gun ******!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my ****** leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that **** out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now *****, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that **** in crooked and ****** that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here *****!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
2006-07-06 10:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Thumbs Up Fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes a trailer trash Wigga
2006-07-06 10:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by ABC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's just a very angry man who's lived a pretty hard life up until he became a rap star. I don't think he's gonna do any more recordings for a while, either.
2006-07-06 10:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by kittyluvr0223 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eminem is excellenttttttttttt. love him love him love him and dont care what no one has to say about it. hes great. his songs mean stuff and hes witty. love him!
2006-07-06 10:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by snoball_81 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vulgar but witty
I like "Lose Yourself" and "Without Me"
2006-07-06 10:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by Lily Iris 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot iguss cool lyircs
2006-07-06 10:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~ lil-cuite~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe the lyrics in some of his songs cuz he has a daughter!!!!
2006-07-06 10:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by AAR fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's cool
2006-07-06 10:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by bahamadude91 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋