Where is Bin Laden?

Question

Please let me know so I can finally take down Al Qaeda and see something different on the news! Am I the only one who is bored of seeing Iraq, Iran and War War War in the news?

Answer 1

In Germany. He loves the World Cup, you might catch him on June 9th in Berlin at between 6 and 10PM. If you find him call me at 408 915 1563 we can f*** him up and be on the news.

Answer 2

And would taking out Bin Laden make any difference other than making him a martyr. The reason for the current influx of half-educated arab militants is due to the current state of the Middle East economy. Several years back the economies in the mid east were prospering, sultans became greedy on oil revenues and eventually brought down the whole system. Fundamentalists were able to take hold due to the overabundance of college educated young men without any work. When young men mill about with no direction, someone will give them direction. Be it war or peace.

Answer 3

Good old Osama is sleeping peacefully, anywhere he chooses. Since the group chasing him has been disbanded he almost doesn't have to hide.If we had done what we should have done and gone into Afghanistan and just kept up until we got him, the whole country would have backed Bush. I too am tired of hearing about our boys dying in Iraq for oil. We should have at least called the Saudis on the carpet for the fact that most of the terrorists flying the planes on 9/11 were Saudis!! Oh sorry they have friends in very high places in this country.

Answer 4

Bin Laden is somewhere near the Texas Border. He is dressed like a Mexican. He believes that he might become a US citizen soon.. but he has some yards to mow first..

Answer 5

Osama Bin Laden is in hiding, scared of the USA, 'cause he knows we'll kick his butt. Notice he hasn't been seen since he cowardly sent other people to fly airplanes into our buildings and we fought back, Publicly, that is.

Answer 6

He's in Lincoln bedroom at the White House

Answer 7

experts say he went into Pakistan... but who knows where he is now... that was like 4 years ago... he could be anywhere doing anything.... we're so tied up in Iraq, we don't have the people to actually look for him...

Answer 8

We probably will never know because the administration has shut down the CIA wing in charge of finding him.

Answer 9

Check Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas. He might be working as an illegal alien.

Answer 10

I'm keeping him in my basement... don't watch much news because I'm usually down stairs beating the s#@t out of him.