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please include discusting ,crude and extreamly funny things to be chosen for best answer

2006-07-06 10:11:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

29 answers

wanna shake a bag of salt with me at the dance

2006-07-06 10:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by mlee 2 · 1 2

Well, if u are a guy and u ask out another guy then that is kinda weird, but if u go up to a girl and ur voice cracks. Oh, and my personal favorite........ When walk up to a girl and u sneeze on her

Fortunately this has never happened to me.

2006-07-06 17:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Grand Master Funk 3 · 0 0

mug, stab, and shoot a guy, but don't kill him. pore salt in his wounds and wash them out with vinagar. than bite his nose off, have sex with his parent of the opposite sex, than have sex with the other parent. tell him, throw him in a dumpster, make him have sex with a hobo, amputate his arms, slowly cutting the nerves, and get a megaphone, and while he is screaming in pain, ask him out screaming throgh the megaphone, sayin "hey shithole, i had sex wid ur parents, ate your dog, but hey ya wanna go out for some booze!" then lick his toes and throw him in a cactus, that's if he says yes. if he says no, send him in the path of a north korean missile, and force feed him his amputated arms and force feed him all kinds of animal sh*t, and make him drink the stuff that comes outta the skunks *ss!


sorry if i offended anyone!

2006-07-06 17:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by aimeeee 3 · 0 0

Puke on her clothes and say "I have a washing machine at my house. Let's get you out of those disgusting clothes!"

OR

the old line "that dress is becoming on you, but if I were that close to you, I'd be coming too!"

2006-07-06 17:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0 0

Well lets see.................by telling them to look at a screen because the screen will change into like a face lift ad, and they will hit u cuz they think you dont like ther face....by the way what has this got to do with movies?????

2006-07-06 17:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well i would hate it if i came over 2 me laughing then asked me out like hay you want 2 go out sometime i would hate that or if they looked pissed or sad i would think that they were being forced 2 ask me out not because they want 2... not 2 b nosy but y do u need 2 kno neways jw...

2006-07-06 17:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda F 3 · 0 0

ComeonIwannalaya.

2006-07-06 17:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by smartgirl 3 · 0 0

Get a friend to do it like the grade 5s. By the way, it's spelled "disgusting".

2006-07-06 17:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Onyx Blackman 3 · 0 0

sing i will always love you in front of everyone and then contully to sing and say will you go out with me .while wear a moomoo,with one finger touch your *** and make a smoking gun sound. the n kisss you bysceps and say yea your beautiful

2006-07-06 17:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by jackpack 3 · 0 0

1.) Do you put out?

2.) It would please me so much if you would accompany me to McDonald's for dinner I have enough for us each to get a Happy Meal!

3.) My mom says I need someone want to come home with me?

2006-07-06 17:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by BestM&M 2 · 0 0

let me borrow u for a couple hours and when I'm done u can take the bus back home

2006-07-06 17:17:26 · answer #11 · answered by justnae 2 · 0 0

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