get some news paper, pick up some dog **** wrap up dog **** set fire to news paper and put it throw letter box , neighbour stamps on news paper dog **** every where
2006-07-06 10:10:00
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answered by woody 1
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Call them from a fax machine and set the aut redial function as high as you can.
Hide kiddie porn in their garden shed then give the cops an anonymous tip off.
Dog **** through the letter box is a winner.
I know a guy who drilled holes in the tyres on their car.
Sell your house to a family of 15 illeagal immigrants.
2006-07-06 17:08:04
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answered by johnny150171 1
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I personally thought that in "Fun with Dick and Jane", when Jim Carrey steals his neighbor's new sod and puts it on his own lawn, that was a pretty great way to piss off neighbors. After all, your grass is absolutely the last thing you'd wake up and expect your neighbor to have stolen lol.
2006-07-06 17:05:09
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answered by indahra 2
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Mowing the lawn at 5:30 in the morning.
2006-07-06 17:04:08
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answered by minus 7
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blast music
stop mowing
get a poopy dog/cat and have it do its buisnesss in the yard
start reparing a loud vehicle in the weeh hours..VROOM! VROOM!
invite your friends over for a BIG party
how about a tire burn out party?
get a little swimming pool and fill it with ducks
get a security lite that shines into his house and set it to xtra sensetive
2006-07-06 17:07:31
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answered by whoanelly00 5
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I like it when my neighbors do not mow their lawns, park their junky cars all over the lawn, leave all their junk and trash in the yard, have loud parties all night long, wake up my baby with loud bass music from their car stereos. I also like it when their dogs bark all night long right out side my bedroom window. Try these things.
2006-07-06 17:06:45
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answered by sarric 4
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Get pet chickens...I did!
(If it's an apartment, run the upright vacuum cleaner up and down the wall regularly. I used to do that to a very noisy neighbor before I grew old and mature and got chickens.)
...oh...one more...order a dump truck load of mulch under his name and tell them to dump it in his driveway and send a bill. This works in middle-to-high-end neighborhoods...where they don't want a credit card number.
(johnny 150171...I like the kiddie porn angle...gotta try that one...but I'd have to buy kiddie porn to do it!)
2006-07-06 17:08:53
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answered by 4999_Basque 6
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Turn your car alarm on and off in the middle of the night. My neighbor used to do it to us and it pissed us off big time.
2006-07-06 17:05:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Loud music; doors banging, especially in the early hours; parties every weekend; car-alarms going off; the possibilities are endless really.
2006-07-06 17:24:13
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answered by emjay1212001 2
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Open your window closest to their house and play a porn all night long. Either that or make your own sex noises. No one can punish you for having a good time and who is going to call the cops saying " they are having sex too loud!"
2006-07-06 17:06:00
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answered by 20mommy05 5
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What used to piss me off was my neighbor would turn on their sprinklers and make water spots on my car, more specifically, spots on my front windshield.
2006-07-06 17:09:28
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answered by rebecca 3
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