kay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
Then the little brother shouts out, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
2006-07-06 09:59:59 · 33 answers · asked by K@YL33♥!! 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Chrissy- this is a free site that people have all right to use how ever they want to so you don't have the right to tell people not to put jokes in. I thought that joke was hillarious even tho I've heard it many times before. I even think they should put a joke section in.
2006-07-06 10:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-07-06 10:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
K, thats funny and sick at the same time!
I have a good one.
There was this baby who was born extremely intelligent and could already talk right after he was born!
After he was delivered he looked up at the doctor and said "Are you my father?' the doctor said no and passed him to another doctor. The baby again asked "are you my father?" He replied, no, this man is. The baby was passed to his father who was beaming with joy the baby asked again "Are you my father?" The father replied "Yes, I am" The baby then reached his hand forward and started tapping him in the middle of the forehead and asked "How does this feel, huh?"
Thought that was a little funny!
2006-07-06 10:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 05:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I the only one feeling bad for the poor bastard still sharing a room with his little brother?
And for that matter I don't remember high school boys being good in bed!
2006-07-06 11:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Queen D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I 've SeEn Dis b4 Wen i First Read It I Wuz Craccin Up Laughin
2006-07-07 14:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by .:ChRiS[[♥ ]]LiL LaDii::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love that joke its so funny!
btw if you think its gross why are you reading it? also, grow up and stop being immature... its not nasty...our function is to reproduce.... and to reproduce we have sex... its life hun now stop worrying about it... you'll be doing the same thing someday minus the lettuce tomato thing...
2006-07-06 10:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but way too gross, if I were the kids' mom his girlfriend wouldn't be in his room that late!!
2006-07-06 10:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by I hate hyprocrites!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!! LOL Good way to sprrrrrrrreeeeaddd it all over the web. LOL
2006-07-06 10:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-07-06 10:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋