1..They usually have better jobs
2..Drive newer cars
3..Work out at the gym so have better bods
4..Generally dress better and look more groomed
5..Are kind to there mothers even when there bitches
6..Do not have 4 kids in walmart destroying the joint
7..Go to the theater more and understand it.
8..Have cuter dogs,and wash them
9..Have a lot of sex
10...Seem to be happier most of the time.
11.Have higher disposable income so help the economy......someone has to help keep the rednecks in the trailer of there dreams .....lol
2006-07-06 09:49:27
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answered by Bearable 5
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1. Buy a GayDar at Wal-Mart
2. Buy a GayDar at a Garage sale
3. Buy a GayDar at an Auction
4. Buy a GayDar from a Direct supply store
5. Buy a GayDar over the internet
6. Buy a GayDar from a catalogue
7. Buy a GayDar at Macy's
8. Buy a GayDar at Bloomingdale's
9. Buy a GayDar off a black marketeer
10. Buy a GayDar at a 7-11
Makes and models vary and range in price:
The "College Boi" (RRP $24.99) short-ranged made of Thermoset HDPE - available in the range of rainbow colours
The "Ultimate Professional" (var. RRP $7500 + extras): For the Executive Gay. This model is sleek and elegant in design. With a Mag alloy frame, the covering is mother of pearl under a fine, semi-transparent veneer of obsidian glass. It can locate homosexuals up to a distance of 3 miles from origin and, with the optional sonic interpreter, this distance can be doubled. The LCD display is the clearest available on the market.
There is also a car-friendly model (free stand with every order) and one that is waterproof to a depth of 250m - so you never have to worry that YOUR next gay conquest has run off down the beach with another.
2006-07-06 12:28:13
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answered by unclefrunk 7
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Uh...
1) Witty repartee...We're hysterical.
2) Great fashion sense (men only)
3) Flannel (women only)
4) Volkswagen Jettas (men only)
5) Jeep Wrangers or Liberties (women only)
6) Breaks out dancing immediately when they hear bass
7) Carrying a glow-stick
8) too many ssssss's (men only)
9) hip sway (men only)
10) lack of hips (women only)
Is that 10 stereotypes or what?
I don't think you're trying to be offensive, so I'm not angry.
But in reality you're looking for stereotypes and it's just not that easy.
2006-07-06 10:48:45
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answer #3
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answered by WBrian_28 5
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1. If they like rainbows.
2. Have a partner of the same sex.
3. If they are hot (male) or tomboy-ish.
4. Frequent at gay bars.
5. Have long cocks (Male) that they show off to guys
6. Have big boobs (YUM!) that they show off to gals
7. They look at everyone in the lockers as they undress
8. Wear their boxers halfway thru their *** and their fly is open (GUYS!)
9. Wear tight clothes
10. If they walk gay.
2006-07-06 10:04:42
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answered by Bedtime Story 2
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1. leather pants.
2. colored hair.
3. likes Madonna.
4. worships the Devil.
5. HATES straight people.
6. goes after your boyfriend.
7. loud, obnoxious and effeminate (if you are female, expect to be referred to as the c-word).
8. Everything stops Sundays at 9 for Desperate Housewives.
9. if you cut open their veins, poisons come out.
10. often seen engaging in sodomy on public streets.
(This has been written in satire.)
2006-07-06 15:30:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Rainbow pride gear
The "family eyes"
Walking hand in hand someone of the same sex
Clothes - there are some that wear leather, others who are very fashion conscious...
But these apply to GLBT's and not just the G's
2006-07-06 09:39:36
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answer #6
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answered by michellesm 3
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The only way is if they have some kind of gay pride gear. Mannerisms or appearance tell you nothing.
2006-07-06 09:56:03
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answered by Cyn90 3
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Sometimes it's impossible to tell if you're straight. If a man's a
"swish" it's easy, but not all effeminate men are homosexuals.
I'm bi myself, and I usually can tell when I look into a mans eyes.
2006-07-07 23:16:33
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answered by Paul 3
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Bumper Stickers. Definately thier bumper stickers.
2006-07-06 09:36:16
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answered by michael941260 5
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Well sometimes you don't know if there male or female. they are flamming nice a little to nice with a lot of flame and they like to kiss there animals on the lips.
2006-07-06 10:31:06
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answered by kimber g 4
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