comebacks??!!? HELP!!!!!?

Question

there are lots of mean boys at school ,and they always figure out something to argue about with me and some of my friends ,for example we have to wear uniforms and on dress down day (a day where you get to where watever you want ) my friend wore camaflage and boy said to her "i the fashion police and your not in iraq so take those off!!"i could'nt thnk of anything to say to stand up my friend. the boys at my school are so immature and mean!!!
please help and give me comeback or ideas or somethin

ive tried to ignore them and it doesn't work and neither does telling them to stop
i don't want to tell the teacher cause then theyll hate me and get all there friends to hate me

Answer 1

If someone makes fun of your clothes, tell them ; Well I can always change into something different but you will always be ugly.

Answer 2

if thier makin fun of ur friend here are some comebacks
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted world-view.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Do I look like a people person?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

theres are a few combacks i dont know if youll understand them but some u might or just go look up some more up on the internet

Answer 3

Why would you need a comeback?, your only lowering yourself to the same as level as them if you respond back with something immature and mean...the best thing to do is just ignore them and once they see it doesn't bother you then all the fun is gone out of it for them

Answer 4

tell them to mind their own business or tell them they should be more worried about getting better scores on exams. if nothing works, then just start ignoring them. the more attention you give them, the more they will bother you and your friends. unfortunately, boys will always be immature. if you don't know it already, some boys never grow up, even when they're past 60.

Answer 5

first off never wear camaflage unless it is a theme party. but the best combacks are talking about the guy being ugly or his apperence. Never talk about the guys penis or his mom.... people won't laugh or take you serious. It is always best to talk about something people could look at and laugh. For example if the guy has a huge nose try this one, "I bet you favorite breakfast meat is snouzage." use something simple and stupid.

Answer 6

You could try ignoring them, that will usually work. But if not, you could try teling him to stop. Maybe if he knew that he was really hurting peoples feelings, he might stop. There are just some rude people in the world, and there's not much you can do about it...

Answer 7

Totally ignore them. "I really don't have time for you immaturity at the moment." "Leave me alone. Your not worth my time."
Just say something that shows them that you don't care and that their words (or them) mean nothing to you. They sound pretty stupid and are probably reaching for attention.

Answer 8

You should have said..."No, she's not in Iraq...but if you don't shut your hole, she'll pretend you're Saddam and beat you like the little dessert rat that you are!"

Actually....I really liked JG's response. If this is put to vote...I'm going to vote for them.

Answer 9

Boys hate it when you cast aspersions to their masculinity. If they say anything about your clothes, you should say something like, "I thought only women and gay guys were into fashion. Which are you?" That should shut them up.


(my apologies to any homosexuals reading this)

Answer 10

So.. umm... Maybe I am too old for this, but that was a worthless snap anyway.

How about...ummm....

"Well, I wear the camouflage in hopes of hiding from your ugly ***. It looks like I picked the wrong color."

Yeah..I'm too old...