Why must I ask questions that disturb the very pit of our souls just to get people to answer them?

Question

Folks, I just asked what you would do if the Taliban lived next door: one answer.

If I ask if I should let my collie lick PB off my nuts? 39 answers.

Good god.

Answer 1

hahaha lol thats funny!!!
i get attracted to the zany n weird questions like the collie thing u mentioned. hahaha

Answer 2

Yes I know it's a sick sad world. And if the Taliban lived next door I would blow their @rses up!
O yeah, don't let the collie lick PB of your nuts...that's just GROSS!

Have a GREAT Day! : )

Answer 3

Personally, I find both questions silly. The first because the Taliban was the government of Afghanistan. They won't be living next door... The second is silly because you wouldn't actually DO it (I hope).

My question to you is...do you measure the success of a question by the quality of answers or the quantity?

Answer 4

Good old fashioned patriotism my boy. Just asking such a question makes me suspicious. I think I will report you for abuse. Or better yet to the autorities that deal with terrorist sympathizers. Don't you see you're just making it easier for them. You're threatening our national security. Its unpatriotic to even talk about anything other than killing terroists. You're putting us all at risk of course because the terrorists are watching and are going to use this message board to blow us up. You've got to blindly trust your leadership. They always have your best interests in mind. It doesn't matter that they shut down the special task force to hunt down Osama he's not the real threat. Our own citizens are the threat. Leaking info to the terrorists, thinking, not giving Cheney head, it is the citizenry of this country we should really be concerned about. In fact I'm adding you to the list of people I watch regularily.

Keepin' my eyes on you boy...

Answer 5

The answer is really quite simple and is the same as real life. There are many dumb people out there. Certainly not all of them, I am not generalizing by any stretch.

My favorite part about your questions are the people who give totally serious answers to questions that are just totally out there. Most of the answers to your question about Listerine & Pizza were dead serious.

Answer 6

I agree with you [mark it on the calender!] These people wouldn't know an intelligent question if it bit them. I didn't see the Taliban question. The answer they did live in my area[Fla] no one noticed them . They learned to fly here!
Hey I am a slow typest, some people did answer!!

Answer 7

Answer... I've never met a taliban... Collies and Peanut Butter I know about!

=D

Answer 8

Americans are conditioned to be hyper-stimulated.

If you ask a sensationalist question that requires little thought, almost no knowledge of context, and allows for a lot of personal opinion, you are bound to get far more responses to your questions.

Answer 9

What do you expect? The average age of people on this site is 15 yrs old.

Answer 10

lolololololol..that's funny..and it's true..that's cuz the second question would catch someone's eye before the first one..that's just how it is..and you know people enjoy cursing people out and on top of that, their are alot of young people on here.so u already know how that goes...but to answer your question..i would call the CIA, FBI, SECRET SERVICE, THE COPS...so we can get rid of their asses!

Answer 11

SOrry I didn't read your taliban question.. If I had I would have answered something like... Try to hipnotize them into seeing how stupid they are acting... or maybe not... sorry....