If all of us white people become slaves..can we have everything handed to us in 100 years?

Question

I dont want my great great grandkids to have to accept resposibility for their own actions. So, I figure if I become a slave to a rich black family, they can just blame their screwed up lives on that!

gzmom...is that ebonics? will you please translate for me? I only speak honkie talk.

SH80...well now, someone who actually works for what she has!!!!!! Good for you, you go girl!!!!

kickdrum...who the hell said anything about "white power"....you are racist, arent you?

Answer 1

Can we! Not only that, but we'll have a bunch of cool songs that only we can sing, and even after they fix the problem, we can still blame everything on the fact that we're white. that'll be awesome! "you're not repossessing my car because i didn't pay my bill in 4 months, you're doing it because I'm white!" then i can pick up my check and buy some chicken, because that's my stereotype now.

Answer 2

I would love to have a slave. I say let's put that plan into effect today! I have a couple of acres you can work for me. I'll put up a shack for you, breed you with a nice, muscular white male and then sell your children off to some other families a few states away. Once slavery is over, I'll do everything in my power to keep you in low paying jobs, I won't allow you to eat, drink or use the same bathrooms with us or go to school with my children. Your kids can go to the underfunded schools in the bad neighborhoods, the ones where about 3 or 4 kids get to share a 20 year old textbook that only discusses black history. We'll drop in a few pages about a couple of whites, but the book will be about 99% black history. After a few years pass, I'll be slightly used to you; we can share some common areas, but I still don't want to associate with you socially. I've complained for years about how uneducated all you people are, so when the government decides to start some programs that will assist in educating some of you, I will then complain that it's not fair. And then when a lot of you finally do get somewhere based on the merits of your hard work, I won't admit it. I might give you a job ...well, I will have to hire some of you because at this point the government realizes that a lot of people who are just like me or worse would never give you a job so they've made it so I don't have a choice. I mean, no matter how much education you people get, a honkey is still a honkey, right? I might even invite you to dinner, but I'll still call you a honkey behind your back, in conversations with my family, in conversations with my friends. I'll group all of you together and call you lazy white people that have been handed everything. I'll accuse you of reverse racism when you build your own country clubs because you can't get into mine, when you start your own tv station because I rarely allow you on mine, when you start associations as support groups in spite of all those great things I did for you over the years. I think it sounds like a great plan!

Any volunteers?

Answer 3

There were 30 million white slaves in the entire history of the barbary pirate era, plus slavic people were slaves all across the middleast, that means there was more white slaves than black slaves. So can i have some handouts from arabs, turks, blacks and berbers?

Answer 4

Okay, HotAzz---black people in this country did not "become" slaves---they were forced into slavery. I resent the fact you think black ppl get everything handed them. And in 100 years white ppl will be the minority anyway!! If black ppl realixzed their economic and social power---I bet 1 million that white ppl would be enslaved asap.

Answer 5

Us white folk ARE already the minority. Besides, blacks were slaves for a hell of a lot longer than 100 years. Check yer history, kid.
White Power! -Yea right!, screw that SH*t!

Answer 6

My ex said yes. He said we are bending over backwards to help black people and we would or should be treated the same if were slaves now.
He says: We treated black people like **** and it's now pay back time, as if feel like we owe them

My opinion is no
Yes if there hadn't been slavery already but not now, it would be treated as 'so what, what goes round comes round'

Answer 7

your question has point but slavery isn't a joke many ppl died, lost family, children and were made to do things that were never meant to be done by command of someone else. I'm not saying that white ppl wouldn't deserve justice but where's the justice for black ppl?

Answer 8

If we became slaves then who would the blacks have to blame their problems in life on? Pelican Bay and other black hangouts would go out of business because they wouldn't put their "Brothers" in prison. Bin Laden wouldn't know what to do because all the people he hates would have the names of his family...ya know Kareem, Shaquil, etc...The world just wouldn't be the same.

Answer 9

You got a plan. Free scholarships. The right to be outright racist and get away with it. Government grants, ability to force and employer to take you and able to sue for anything. and you can create your own language and call it Blancobonics

Answer 10

if it's the other way around and the blacks were our masters, in my personal opinion i think there wouldnt be any pure blacks left because they would have mated with the white females. i mean, how could they resist that temptation if the relationship was master-slave?or maybe im wrong so pls slap me now lol