2006-07-06 08:31:10 · 5 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
welcome to the english language, my friend.
let me be the first to introduce you to this lovely place we call "america"
2006-07-06 08:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by lime_yyy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why isn't boat spelled like tote, even tho it's pronounced that way? Maybe it's tote that's spelled wrong? You forgot womb, but it's pronounced like tomb so maybe it doesn't matter. Hmmm, don't tell a woman her womb doesn't matter. Which (or should that be witch, or maybe whitch?) brings up another point, why isn't her spelled like fur?
As to your second question: "Rules? RULES?? Vat are rules? Vee doan need no shtinkin rules"
2006-07-06 16:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the wonders of the English language.
2006-07-06 15:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once you learn the English language, it becomes easier. The only rule is: "Observe, assimilate knowledge and use it wisely."
2006-07-06 15:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because english is weird
2006-07-06 16:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by σοφια 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋