Dick Cheney?
Condie Rice?
Donald Rummie?
Tom Delay?
Scooter Libey?
Karl Rove?
Jeb Bush?
Sadaam Hussein?
2006-07-06 08:15:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Wow! Not bad guys! Keep up the good work people.
2006-07-06 11:34:53 · update #1
Dick - Bonus check for being a good puppet
Condie - The same thing she always gives him every year
Donald Rummie - The same thing Condie gave him
Tom- New Texas redistricting plains
Scooter - Coincidentally a Scooter
Karl - One more term as President
Jeb- That pair of under ware he borrowed 40 years ago, Jebs funny like that.
Sadaam- More dead lawyers he know how much Bush hates them.
2006-07-06 08:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by DEEJay 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dick Cheney - The "Hooked on Phonics" series
Condie Rice - A Parker pen set and a sweet little kiss.
Donald Rummie - A lecture and a few stupid jokes, plus a Princeton sweatshirt.
Tom Delay - $800 in unmarked $20 bills.
Scooter Libey - An upper cut to the right.
Karl Rove -A new walkie talkie set.
Jeb Bush - An autographed FSU cap and a new hitching post, plus a pledge form asking for his support in the 2008 race.
Sadaam Hussein - A hand -written letter in Arabic, beginning with the words "Dear fellow failed abortion,"
2006-07-06 08:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick - A massage, Condie - A BJ, Donald - A sponge bath, Tom - A pasionate kiss, Scooter - A high five followed by a slap on the butt, Karl - A candlelight dinner, Jeb - The poor's First born, Sadaam - A toast to destruction with a shot of Henney.........IN THAT ORDER!
2006-07-06 09:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by ninalopez19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheney- Bullet Proof Vest
Rice- Brown Sugar
Rummie- Iraq
Delay- Nothing, he's been banished
Libbey- Fall on his Sword
Rove- Back Rub
J Bush- Beautiful Bean Footage
Hussein- The Finger
2006-07-06 08:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney? Hunting trip.
Condie Rice? Let's just say he'll give her a stained dress
Donald Rummie? Will tell him he is not allowed to fire him.
Jeb Bush? a kick in the pants for ruining his presidential run
Sadaam Hussein? Iraq, oh wait he already did. boy how is he going to top that one.
2006-07-06 08:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Bill S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although i love your 8 remark, i'd believe 5. he's not the excellent President we've had, yet he's not the worst both. genuine he went to Ivy League college, yet who cares if his Father replaced into prosperous or not; his IQ is actual a similar of John Kerry. i does not regularly call him a drunken dim-wit; nor would I call him a superb chief. I appreciate the guy. i don't understand a lot about his defense force history; nor do I care. If he served, he served. If he did not, he did not. If Hillary Clinton is going to be the subsequent President, did she serve contained in the defense force? i don't believe of so...
2016-11-05 23:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should give him the long list of those who have died in Iraq as a result of his doctored evidence he used to invade the country. They should also give him the longer list of the soliders who have been maimed and disabled for life as a result of this illegal unjust war, the true actual numbers which they are afraid or unwilling to release.
Those two lists should give him something to ponder on his birthday. Will this so called 'Christian' sleep so peacefully and how does he when he knows he has the blood on his hands of 100,000 innocent civilians and thousands of brave soldiers who have given their life needlessly and in vain for this government's' sheer greed (control of the oil pipeline) and aggression.
On his birthday George should spare a thought for the thousands of soldiers men and women who will never be so lucky to see another birthday. This about that George.
2006-07-06 08:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Carrie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheney- a voucher for a group trip to the shooting range.
Rice- lies
Rummie- more lies
Delay- his own orange jumpsuit
Libey- a leak in his roof
Rove- even more lies
Jeb- the state of Florida, just in time for hurricane season
Hussein- a bag of sh!t
2006-07-06 10:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Conda and Dick might attend, Yes to Jeb and their father.
2006-07-06 08:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by andy14darock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shotgun
bag of rice
bottle of rum
something good, but it will be late
a scooter
??
8 more years
the finger
2006-07-06 08:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋