How do you think George Bush is celebrating his birthday?

Question

He's the big 60 today

Answer 1

By appearing on Larry King Live with Laura Bush at the White House

Answer 2

i can't think of anything that is not rude, crude and disgusting, so let's just change the subject.

Do you know who, in 1923, was:

1) President of the largest steel company?
2) President of the largest gas company?
3) President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4) The greatest wheat speculator?
5) President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6) The "Great Bear" of Wall Street?

These could be considered some of the world's most successful men. At least they had found the secret of making money. Now, over 75 years later, do you know what became of these men?

1) Schwab, the president of the largest steel company, died a pauper.
2) Howard Hopson, the president of the largest gas company, went insane..
3) Richard Whitney, the president of the New York Stock Exchange, was released from prison to die at home.
4) Arthur Cooper, the greatest wheat speculator, died abroad, insolvent.
5) The president of the Bank of International Settlement shot himself.
6) Mr. C. Rivermore, the "Great Bear" of Wall Street, also committed suicide.

That same yea, 1923, Gene Sarasen, won the US Open and PGA Tournament. In 1970 he was still playing golf and solvent.

CONCLUSION: Stop worrying about business and play golf!!!

Answer 3

He will do what he always does: Get plastered on Jack Daniels and Coors Light, ignore world affairs, go golfing when the country needs a leader, sell some Haliburton stocks and blow the profits on more booze and cowboy hats. Share some laughs with Tom Delay. Maybe even go huntin' with Dickey C.

Everyday is George Dubya's B-day! You can thank Bush Sr. and Texans for that.

George Bush Jr, Texas Forever!

Answer 4

Hes probably worried about N.Korea and a thousand other things affecting this country.I am not a Bush supporter but I hope he spends it with his family like I spend my birthday with mine. Heavy lies the weight of leadership. I just hope he makes the right decisions ,its easy to say that you would do better or you know whats best but till you have tha fate of the world as we know it resting on your shoulders....you never know what you might do. .Id like to think that I would take the high road but I don't know....Power is all consuming..

Answer 5

He is probably been heckled by all of his staff officers at the Oval Office today about being old, and will likely celebrate with dinner followed by cake and ice cream with his family this evening. It's the American way!

Answer 6

With 60 cruise missiles.

Answer 7

Probably with the bedroom door locked, a sign outside reading;
" I am not here, go away speedily " over a freshly dropped Alka Seltzer. Let's have a little compassion;

Now, George, we all advised you about government work. It's a bum job with a bum rap to go with it. Didn't we? Harrummphh!!!!

Answer 8

Probably by working a 16 hour day, and having a piece of cake with a few of his friends.

Answer 9

Getting tanked and contemplating sending a missle North Korea's way

Answer 10

Clubbing a baby seal