They tried to convert me from white to brown bread..... They called themselves the "Gayhovis Witnesses"
2006-07-06 08:02:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I'm not a homo so I told em to peddle their bred elsewhere...
2006-07-06 08:07:51 · update #1
Everybody hates chris... he question was.. 2 queers knocked on my door lad.
2006-07-06 08:08:49 · update #2
Don:t open the door to strangers.
2006-07-06 08:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 8⤋
OK i'm not gay! I'm not a lesbian either whatever you want to call them ... But should someone knock at my door, i wouldn't know what their sexual preferences were, nor would i care! And were they to tell me that i should eat brown bread instead of white bread, i would reassure them that, being health conscious i already eat brown bread. Now were they to try and convert me to their religion ... I'd tell them thanks but no thanks i'm quite happy the way i am. Now just a thought ... Are you sure it really happened? I mean you couldn't have been dreaming by any chance? Sometimes dreams can be quite vivid you know!
2006-07-07 13:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they were just trying to give you a makeover. Desperate times call for desperate measures and with a mug like that, it looks like you can use all of the help that you can get.
2006-07-06 15:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by texasboy0069 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks to me like you should have asked them in. You obviously have an issue you need to explore.
Source: my theory is people like you who come to the GLBT section to post stupid comments like yours are repressed homosexuals. Why don't you come on out of the closet now and save yourself a lifetime of suffering?
2006-07-06 23:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by he's gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your loaf.
Whatever way you slice it, things could go mouldy.
Spread your love around. Make your mother proud.
2006-07-06 17:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Trish D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are trying to be funny the best piece of advice i can give you is give it up, you are doing a lousy job
2006-07-06 18:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by mimma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps if you were not quite so homophobic, you might be able to explore your own sexuality better.
2006-07-06 15:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disrespectful, dumb, and certainly not funny. Did it take you all night to think about your question?
2006-07-06 15:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Swordfish 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Tha's not got the sense tha' was born wi'" as my dad used to say.
At least, not if you thought THAT was funny.
2006-07-06 15:24:09 · answer #9 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh right very er different and what was the question again?
2006-07-06 15:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, great stuff.
2006-07-06 22:04:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋