We kind Christians are conducting an audition for the Anti-Christ to play a pivotal role in the upcoming Apocalypse. Any of you non-believers care to audition?
You must have presence, poise, and strong convictions. No prior Upheaval management experience required.
Thanks...and God bless.
2006-07-06 07:31:44 · 7 answers · asked by St. Anthony of Y!Answers 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Ha ha! Okay, I'll bite.
I am not only an atheist, but am an anti-theist. I am generally opposed to theism; I don't care so much about distinctions between christianity, islam, judaism, deism, etcetera. Theist denominations typically accuse atheists of opposing their particular denomination (such as christianity), so they must hate the atheists that do not single out their denomination.
I am the type of atheist that theists hate most: a highly civil, ethical, and moral atheist. I do not smoke, drink alcohol, gamble, use illegal drugs, have promiscuous sex, act wildly or aggressively, or break the law. I am also a socially responsible person (in terms of society as a whole). I act as I do out of intrinsic wisdom and rightful intent. The theists libellously state that all good comes from their god (meaning that atheists can not possibly be good), so the people that the theists hate most are the atheists that are particularly good.
It is the general desire of fanatical theists to disrupt important truths, often by stating the polar opposite of the truth, as nothing disrupts truth more than it's polar opposite. I see and state the truth with clarity, and I know exactly what wrongful psychological desires motivate the fanatical theists, and how those fundamental desires manifest themselves in various beliefs and actions. Since I expose so much truth, and the theists desire to disrupt truth, and also because of the other aforementioned reasons, the christians would likely consider me to be their anti-christ.
2006-07-06 08:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
But Athiests just don't believe in a higher power. They're not necessarily Anti-Christian.... What gives? Christianity is not the only religion, you know. Atheists disbelieve all religions equally.
2006-07-06 14:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by psykhaotic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'll do it. No problem. I'm not as creepy lookin' as Damien but I'll put on my best "f uck you, God boy" expression and split open your head with a meat cleaver if you think that will be convincing enough.
Of course, it's all just acting, right?
2006-07-06 14:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by yogabbagabba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The role has been filled. Please be careful with the sarcasm because that is one issue that keeps nonbelievers from believing! Find a more positive approach to do God's work!
2006-07-06 14:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My agnostic boyfriend would make a perfect anti-christ! Come on, does he have to be an atheist?
2006-07-06 14:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign me up!
2006-07-06 14:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thanks not interested in science fiction.
2006-07-06 14:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by rehobothbeachgui 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋