I farted, when will the smell go away?

Question

It may have been a shart. The smell is staying in my cubicle. Should I stand up and check my pants or will doo fall out?

Answer 1

Sometimes one cannot be sure, but you're so caught up in everything you have to take the chance and let 'er rip...........and hope for the best in a bad situation. Personally I do hate it when I run to the can, sit down and turns out only to be a squeeker posing as a major brown out.

Answer 2

maybe the smell can't leave the cubicle lol if your going to check i would do it in the bathroom. Unless you want to gross out everyone at work too. Lmao

Answer 3

Check your pants, you may have crapped yourself. The smell should go away within a few seconds, sometimes close to a minute if it really wants to linger around.

Answer 4

Keep smelling. When the smell goes away, you will have your base line for the next fart. If it isn't gone in 5 minutes, it's poo,.....go wipe!

Answer 5

Two word- Air Freshener.

Answer 6

haha tie a sweatshirt/jacket or something around your waist and dash for the bathroom. Get some febreeze air effects while you're at it!

Answer 7

use your hands as fans, and flap the smell to the other cubicle.

Answer 8

There's only one way to find out.

Carefully...stand up.


Put your left foot in....Put your left foot out....Put your left foot in and ya shake it all about....do the hokey-pokey as your turn yourself around.....that's what it's all about !

Now....did anything fall out of your pant leg???if it did....that wasn't A........ fart!!!!!

Answer 9

The smell will go away once you wipe the poo from your bum...Oh, and TMI

Answer 10

That was you!? Jeez, I thought it was the other guy across from me!