KernaL Sanders is at my door and he wont leave me alone.
This is cluckin crazy! What do I do?
2006-07-06 07:20:43 · 22 answers · asked by Fricken Chicken 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
have some fricken chicken and relax
2006-07-06 07:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him your a duck! Or better yet, tell him you have the bird flu and go away.....just get out of there after or guys in masks will be arriving to burn down your house!
2006-07-06 14:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by highroller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick his a$$ then go to Popeyes Chicken
2006-07-06 14:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by WhatheHell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on to your tail feathers and run for the hills!
2006-07-06 14:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by awaterfall4me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what all chickens do... try to cross the road and show the world you have guts!
2006-07-06 14:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dip yourself in batter and let him take you to the big fryer in the sky!!
2006-07-06 14:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by mark j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't run. It's almost lunchtime and I want chicken.
2006-07-06 14:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by happy_fairy_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hook up with that bird! I hear those military pensions are amazing!
2006-07-14 02:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run, chicken, run! I can hold him of for now! but my powers are weakening!
2006-07-06 14:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes run
2006-07-06 14:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋