2006-07-06 07:00:20 · 22 answers · asked by Fricken Chicken 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To get away for KFC.. Before they killed him..
2006-07-06 07:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It all goes back to her childhood.
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because the chicken programmed it.
2006-07-06 14:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...
but why did the duck cross the road?
Cause he was stapled to the chicken.
2006-07-06 14:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the road crossed the chicken, didnt you know that. we are but stationary objects from which the world revolves around us man. we stay still while the world passes us by
2006-07-06 14:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mike is me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It didn't know it was crossing the road. It was just pecking at crumbs on the ground and not generally minding anyone.
2006-07-06 14:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 f u c k the rooster on the other side
2006-07-06 14:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by MOGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hen saw a rooster on the other side.
2006-07-06 14:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Zeta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably cause they have no sense of direction or reason and they just waddled across because they were facing that direction.
2006-07-14 15:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by roo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the chickens head was stuck in bushs butt
2006-07-06 14:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to see what was on the other side, or to eat a hamburger at burger king
2006-07-06 14:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by HONEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from mcdonalds
2006-07-06 14:03:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋