I love when people make funny insults to each other on answers, give me best insult i'll give you 10 points, here is some ammo, you blow donkeys, and your mother is an astronaut
2006-07-06 06:50:37 · 55 answers · asked by Begbie 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch it
2006-07-06 06:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by moonlight21701 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
if brains were chocolate u wudnt have enough 2 fill an m&m
i can always lose weight - ull always b a moron
wot part of 'no' dont u understand?
(in response 2 that typical builders call "u alright darlin'?")i was til i met u
if u can explain those trousers/that skirt with that top/those shoes/that bag then ur a better woman than i am
2006-07-07 06:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, quoting cher to Jack Nicolson in the Witches of Eastwick, " You are physically repulsive, Intellectually retarded, Morally reprehensible, Vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell.." Hows that?
2006-07-06 07:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Mummy of 6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones and Yo mamma is like a Happy Meal small cheap and greasy
2006-07-06 06:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by 11.21.08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough
oxygen at birth?
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
2006-07-06 06:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so lazy the last time she worked was slavery
you momma so fat and old when god said let there be light and then told her to move her big *** over
your father so old he farts memorys
your mother so old her Social Security number is 1
your momma so fat she uses a boomerang to put on her belt
2006-07-08 04:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by OZoNE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blow donkeys dude thats doesnt make sense . and at least my mother floats in space .your mother is too fat enough to float even in space
[ thats not true i just want the 10 points]
2006-07-06 06:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by sk8er girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look like the after birth from your fat greasy mother and the rear end of the donkey down the road.x lol
2006-07-06 07:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by vicky l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U sorry as/s excuse for a human life, u have nothing better to do then to get us going.....I hope u get gang banged by a group of homeless AIDS patients with herpes
2006-07-06 06:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the product of a very small gene pool and your mother smells of hamsters
2006-07-06 09:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by smutmonkey71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why waste my time to insult someone there is enough hate in the world .let's show someone love and kindness . if you can't say something nice then don't say nothing at all .
2006-07-06 06:55:16 · answer #11 · answered by purpal2002002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋