WHy does it always seems that Mr Joe Ordinary always ends up on the short end of the stick.? Why do some people come out smelling like a bed of roses?
2006-07-06 06:42:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Because the good guy is quiet and when he is around loud obnoxious people nobody will notice him.
2006-07-06 06:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, shut up! I don't want to hear it! I was set up! The guy next to me was grabbing my shorts! The guy who fired the gun hit me in the leg! Besides, I was lost. I couldn't find the finish line, and I wasn't going to ask for directions! Whad'ya expect from a guy?
I woulda done better if I didn't go out drinking last night. How would you feel if you barffed in the middle of the race like I did? Besides, I didn't wear my $20 running socks because I just used them for my last marathon. And who greased the bottom of my shoes? How insecure is that?
And no, I don't use that rosey perfumed soap! That's for whimps! Who cares what I smell like after the race? I sweat when I run. I'll shower when I get home!
And I CAN be nice if I want to! I'm just ticked because all these things happened to me! I wasn't last! Didn't anyone see that slow-poke behind me? Didn't you? Huh? :)
2006-07-06 14:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by whabtbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have found in my own life that most "nice" guys are wussies and girls just don't like wussies. I consider myself to be a "nice" guy but I am also masculine, which is what girls like. Most guys that are "*****" carry masculine traits which attracts the ladies. I have found it is ok to be nice, but still act like a man! After all if you are just the nice guy all the time then you end up as just a friend all the time. So, be nice but remember you are a man act like one damn it!
2006-07-06 14:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by curious caucasian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋