2006-07-06 06:29:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
A freak smiling injury
2006-07-06 12:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by daveheez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he wished to work in England and there was difficulty in understanding his Scottish accent they had to operate on him and remove 25% of his brain.It was thought this would improve his accent. Unfortunately the Surgeon removed 50% of his brain and we now have to listen to all that sh-t he talks with a Borders accent. He puts the anal in analyst!
2006-07-06 07:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He fell through a glass door in his home, after he retired from playing. He never had it whilst he played....
2006-07-06 06:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nutted him for being a plastic Jock
2006-07-06 06:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Begbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He headbutted Terry Butcher... "Big Mistake"!!!
2006-07-07 00:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by HackneyDemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he bumped into alex fergerson down a dak alley one night
2006-07-06 06:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by eggbutnobacon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was playing squaush and ran into the glass door
2006-07-06 09:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by daviepostman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but they sure do paste on loads of makeup on his face.
2006-07-06 06:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by little weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋