i want short joke?

Answer 1

How many psyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light buld has to sincerely want to change.

Answer 2

There are no short jokes except the bad and corny jokes.

Ex: "Pete and Repeat were in a plane. Pete fell out. Who was left?"

"Grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says "We have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named George?"

Answer 3

Tom Cruise

Answer 4

You want a short joke?
Look inside your trousers.

could not resist. you did ask for a short joke and that's all that came to me. sorry -t

Answer 5

Bush is in a meeting with his 'people' and the secretary of state tells him, "I'm sorry sir, but we just got news that we lost 3 Brazilians in Iraq"
Bush puts his head in his face, and goes on and on about how horrible this is, and what are we going to do. Finally, he looked up, and everyone was looking at him trying to figure out why he took the news so bad. Bush finally said, "How many is a brazilian??"

Answer 6

a blond goes to a laundry mat and tells the lady she wants her sweater cleaned, the lady says "Come again?" cuz she didn't hear the blond then the blond says "No, mustard this time." hahahahaha funny and short enough for you? you want short joke, i give you short joke.

Answer 7

pull down yr pants n u see the joke

Answer 8

You're so short you need a ladder to climb on the sidewalk.

Answer 9

i was goin to the bathroom an the light was off an i heard log roll over i'll be dead then i turn the light on an looked in the toilet an saw a fly on a turd an it said log roll over an i'll b dead.

Answer 10

There are two monkeys in a bath. One says 'ooh ooh ah ah ah!' The other one says 'if its too hot, put some cold water in!'