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2006-07-06 05:35:11 · 5 answers · asked by Saint D 1 in News & Events Media & Journalism

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I saw him on a show where the jokes were commented (Some guy show) and he's actually picked out a few of his favorites:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

2006-07-06 05:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Pask 5 · 0 0

Yeah he did. He actually went on "The best Damn sports show period" and repeated his top 10 favorites. Look it up. It should be on the internet somewhere.

2006-07-06 12:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by bmwgodfatha 1 · 0 0

He did. He said some of them were funny, but most of the jokes he just didn't get.

2006-07-06 12:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who is huck norris?

TFTP

2006-07-06 12:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard he thinks they're pretty humorous.

2006-07-06 12:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by blackolivesrule 4 · 0 0

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