2006-07-06 04:12:28 · 13 answers · asked by beans 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Someone I'd never met, but who happened to see my avatar, e-mailed me that he wanted to meet me. I graciously declined, then he wanted me to call him on his cell phone and e-mailed the number. I said I was about to go to lunch, and he said "Call me. I want to see how you sound when you chew."
And then people wonder why they get blocked.
2006-07-06 04:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking down the street talking to a friend beside me and I couldn't hear her because some guy had his music so loud I thought a band was playing on the street. I yelled, "Turn it down!" and he did.
But then he yelled at me not to go out to the clubs he goes to.
I said, "I'm happy to stay out of clubs that play that music."
Then it got really weird when he asked, "Is Bill Clinton your uncle or something?"
Frankly, I would be happy to be related to Bill Clinton, was that supposed to be an insult? Well, he did turn down the music.
2006-07-06 11:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once when I was lost in San Fransisco California, I stopped to ask a man for dirrections to the I 5 freeway to go north, the man said, "You cant get there from here" now I thought that was pretty crazy.
2006-07-06 11:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i love you
2. will you marry me?
3. can i add you?
4. are you married?
5. will you be my friend?
these are very decent questions and one should feel happy about it. but one psycho asks me these questions everyday with different ids. isn't this the craziest thing ???
2006-07-06 11:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by llduffyduckll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a bar in boys town in Chicago... sharing a table with 3 gay guys one said
He said, "OH my Gawd are your boobs real?"
I said, "yes" (and they really are real)
He said, "My god they look great!"
I said, "thank you"
He said, "You should be honored that statement is coming from a gay man!"
2006-07-06 13:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by A_Soldiers_Wife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time when I was at a bar, this guy screamed in front of everyone "Oh My god, your cleavage is great! I just wanna titty F**K you!" It was so weird and kinda creepy.
2006-07-06 11:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by cup_o_shina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are pickup lines: "You're cuter than a speckled puppy under a red wagon" or "Ever done it in a Port-A-Potty?"
Winners, both of 'em...... NOT!!
2006-07-06 11:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by chocsam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Breakfast at Tiffany's? (It was 3am. I'm straight but I'm not quite so sure about him...)
2006-07-06 11:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by toweroftusks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't GWB great!
2006-07-11 22:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The dead baby is in the refrigerator, if you're hungry."
2006-07-06 11:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by Physicist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋