Please tell me your best joke ever. A good joke makes a happy day! Make me smile...
2006-07-06 03:07:21 · 12 answers · asked by Scorpion 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex
standing in the foyer of
the church staring up at a large plaque. It was
covered with names with
small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque
for some time, so The
pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and
said quietly, "Good morning
Alex." "Good morning Pastor," he replied, still
focused on the plaque.
"Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor. The
pastor said,"Well, son,
it's a memorial to all the young men and women who
died in the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the
large plaque. Finally,
little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling
with fear, asked, "Which
service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
2006-07-06 03:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by 2muchcoffee 4 · 5⤊ 5⤋
Okay...So one day a cucumber, pickle, and a penis are sitting around a bar talking about how bad their life sucks. The cucumber said my life sucks. Everytime I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad. The pickle said you think you have it bad, everytime I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up, put spices on me and sticks me in a jar. The penis says, you two think you have it bad, everytime I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark hole, and bangs my head against the wall until I puke and pass out.
LOL...this gets me every time.
*Here's a "your momma" joke in case you didn't like that:
Your momma's teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth, her stomach glows!
2006-07-06 10:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by lilgut2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! want some jokes so just switch on to some cartoon shows u'll definetly have a good laugh
2006-07-06 10:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by power ranger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
2006-07-06 10:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by microsvc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats worse than a lobster on the piano?
Crabs on the organ.
2006-07-06 10:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q- WHat is the difference between a hippopotamus and a cat?
A- A hippopotamus doesn't look like a cat!
2006-07-06 10:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by laxchick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Balumba!
2006-07-06 10:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2006-07-06 10:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where does a woman with one leg work?
IHOP
2006-07-06 10:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by SirCornman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree..........because it was dead
2006-07-06 10:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by Zyris Nevada 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋