2006-07-06 01:11:33 · 15 answers · asked by meta-morph-in-oz 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Hmm...completely resolved, you say. How long have you got?
Right...
Step 1: Make a fortune. Do this any way you choose, but the more political contacts you can make and get information on the better.
Step 2: Diversify. Arms sales, fossil fuels, new energy reserves. In particular go for the four horsemen of profit - war, pestilence (pharmaceuticals), famine (food control and fashion) and death (should have this pretty much covered by the other three, but dabble in biochemical armaments and plutonium whenver it's safe to do so)
Step 3: Lobby. Use the economic power and the political contacts you have to establish a new 'norm' in the business culture and society, dependent on the fact that everyone needs your products. Gain political endorsement of your actions, and make presidents, prime ministers and organisations in your pocket - bribe where you have to, blackmail where you can (and let's face facts here - you probably can). Acquire the rainforest as cheaply as you can, and get the polar ice caps while they're still good for drilling.
This will give you an economic domination, a stranglehold on the throats of the people of the world and a puppetmaster's supremacy over the political hacks who think they run things. Then all you have to do is stay out of sight, so no-one tries to come for you in the night, and have fun.
This plan for total word domination was brought to you by Machievelli Industries...
2006-07-06 01:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You just described an impossibility, didn't you? If this "completely resolved plan for total world domination" existed, that means it would have been accomplished. And given that, the person or persons who accomplished it would certainly not share it.
Now, if you were talking the board game Risk, I would give you one hint: forget the Ukraine.
2006-07-06 01:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by Tad Dubious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem with world domination is that no one is going to agree to "your" vision. You have seen that for whatever reason, it can't be done and the whole mess usually falls apart with the death of the instigator.
Besides, if it is that important to you, why don't you come up with your own plan?
2006-07-06 01:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is simple:watch for the re-runs of "Pinky and the Brain"...that always settled me down..then again i had one of those once upon a time..world domination? Leave it to Pinky.
2006-07-06 01:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well spread love and u will dominate the whole world.
2006-07-06 01:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by assassins_dead 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Study carefully the fine arts of Mind control over multiple targets, then find ways to get close enough to powerful leaders in the world and one by one change their will to the way you want. sooner or later you'll be up top and in control.
2006-07-06 01:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I can think of a specific laboratory mouse who could help you out....
Are you familiar with the Brain?
2006-07-06 01:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Syen_999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got placed them om "carry" have you ever see how , those days that a number of the Worlds may be DICK-TATORS have come to a sticky end ? Saddam Hussein:-Hanged ....Gaddaffi:-Shot by ability of his very own human beings .... :- Osama Bin (sillybugger) encumbered:- Shot by ability of US Marines. i don't choose that occuring to me.
2016-12-08 16:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by drona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest watching every old episode of "Pinky and the Brain"
2006-07-06 01:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Louis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a new religion. Scientology seems to be well under way.
2006-07-06 01:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋