how can I form a unified world army, hence creating my empire in which I am to lead to glory?

Question

I woke up from a dream a few months ago with a message from God saying I need to unify men by creating one army to create my own empire. I only have $2k in my bank account so I obviously need to attract soldiers to my army in another way....any suggestions????

Answer 1

if u ld be able to guide ur men all kind of situations , if ur able to motivate them when they ve lost their heart ,if u are able to enthusiam in ur men then money is not big problem u just need a MOTIVE . If u have some motive n above written qualities then u can form ur army .

Answer 2

You don't even need to ask the question. I believe firmly that God did tell you to create your own empire. He will certainly give you the answer, the money, the faithful following and all else necessary to fulfill His divine plan for you. He will shower upon you all the blessings you require, and deserve, as the future world leader.

Of course, if you really don't want to wait for His divine message, you might give your $2000 to the church and expect God to give back to you a hundred fold. Then, give that $200,000 and get $20,000,000. You'll have to go without for awhile, but think of the reward! With $20,000,000, you might even find a way to buy the presidency. A great stepping stone to your main goal.

Answer 3

You'd better start a religious cult or fanatical political ideology. It's best to have a core group of supporters who are fanatically devoted and then look to recruit rich and powerful people to build on your momentum. Once you have a well organized and well funded junta, you have to develop the right criminal and black market contacts to begin acquiring the things you'll need to stage a coup in whatever country you try this in. Resource-rich countries (like afican nations with diamonds) are particularly appealing targets. From there, you're on your own. Go get 'em, tiger.

Answer 4

firstly, your avatar makes you look like a gay cowboy, and unless you plan on creating an army of gay cowboys you might want to loose the avatar.
secondly, if you are creating a unified world army, what are you going to fight for?
last of all, you dont exactly seem like the sort of person who is capable of leading your army to victory, i mean, you had to ask the question on yahoo answers for christ sake!!!

Answer 5

you can't...the key word is unify...the nature of human would not allow that to happen...otherwise we won't see the rise and fall of one empire after another....with two K maybe you can buy a bunch of GI Jo figurines to fulfill your fantasy....

Answer 6

offer 70 vigins for a head shot

Answer 7

Keep your 2$K, play Risk, and use your imagination.

Answer 8

first and most important, talk to a psychiatrist.