You are completely surrounded by a gang of angry umpa lumpa's.What do you do?

Question

You are armed with only savoury snacks of your choice and a piece of garden string.

Answer 1

i have a gigantic scotch egg.
throw the string and shout SNAKE!
Then roll the savoury egg over them to make an escape route.
Then RUN!!!!!!

Answer 2

My choice of savoury snack is skittles ( is there any problem they can't solve?) and fashioning a sling from the garden string I pelt the little buggers with out mercy until the sugar rush send them careening about in ever smaller circles. While the umpa lumpas are so engaged I'll use their cell phones to call, a taxi; a pizza delivery; and a friend in Japan. I won't hang up either and I'll let the calls roam, Buhhahahahahaha; that's right umpa lumpas; you play with the big kids you get hurt!

Answer 3

Tie the snacks to the string and twirl it around my head.

Umpa lumpa's have notoriously bad eye sight and would not be able to make out the string, thus making them think I was using the force to move the snack through the air. They would of course consider me some sort of demi-god like C3PO in return of the Jedi and immediately drop to their knees and bow. While they were down grovelling forgiveness I would run for it, as Umpa Lumpa's are notorious for slowly torturing demi-god impersonators to a long and painful death.

Answer 4

all depends which version of the film these umpa lumpas are from
cos the ones in the new film is the same person so he wood find it hard to surround you.
the originals were evil bastards and u woodnt stand a chance
but id think id try and take a few down with me tho apparantly a kick to the shins will kill ur average umpa lumpa so ill go down kicking
good question tho

Answer 5

Take a deep breath (To calm myself) then tie savoury snacks to the string, break into a dance while waving my string of snacks, hoping one of them will eat one ... like it ... and they'll all end up fighting for my sweets giving me the chance to escape!

And should that fail .... Say my prayers, make a point of cursing my partner (paying for me to go on holiday on my own because he's too busy working) and start spewing in the hope they'll feel so put off ... They'll decide not to eat me! Surely these days ... They must have heard about mad cow disease/listeria and what not!!!

Answer 6

I would laugh and then eat the snacks because I'm obviously on drugs and I'm trippin lol and then with the sting i would run around them with it singing the umpa lumpa song and then id wake up.

Answer 7

I would arm myself with cheezy wotsits, cover myself in them to turn orange, tie the string round my legs to make me shorter and live like a happy umpa lumpa eating chocolate and sweets all day with Charlie.

Answer 8

I'd eat the snacks and string and then sing to them:

"What do you get when you guzzle down sweets,
Eating as much as an elephant eats,
What are you at getting terribly fat,
What do you think will come of that...
I don't like the look of it....
Oompha, Loompha, doopha dah dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me. You will live in happiness too. Like the Oompha Loompha doopha dee do"

Kick them in the plums and run off.....

Answer 9

I'd imagine that a race of people bound to slavery in a world of sugar would welcome a savoury treat such as, Nice 'n Spicey Nik Naks. This would take care of the weaker ones and cause a diversion, during which, I would tie their leader up, and make harsh threats, thus enabling my retreat to safety.

Answer 10

Omg are we talking about girls with fake tan?? Well you should offer them some snacks letting them know they are soooo slim that they can afford to have as many as they want, give them the string to do anything they want with you and promise you will never cheat on any of them ever again.

Answer 11

Sing and dance about the snacks, get them to join in and when they get together in their dance go round them with the string & tie them up. Then eat the snacks and laugh at them.