i have had 3 one in which he came to kill a madman that had a chain saw behind my house one in which he came during a big flood i cant remember the 3rd
2006-07-05 22:40:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the last dream he wanted to kil me he didnt but wanted
2006-07-05 22:49:36 · update #1
Yes, I have had dreams about Jesus. Sounds like He's trying to let you know that he's there with you, to protect you & take care of you. Cool!
2006-07-06 13:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamseer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the waiter brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed. The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around.
I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom." "How so?" "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what . . ., we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the > hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."
"Okay, that makes sense, but...if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?" "Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
2006-07-06 05:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, i had a dream about Jesus..he said let the new light come forth..and darkness came from all around and all these monsters came out of no where with knifes and swords..and they were killing people..and god came forth and he said "stop" and everything stopped for a second and all this blood came from the ground and Jesus looked at god and said "i am not your son any more" and he grew these big black horns and red eyes with a tail and a scythe in his hand and he looked at me..and i woke right up
2006-07-06 05:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by wicke 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i have read about the live of Jesus he lead a humble life but i havent watched the blasphemy they call the Da Vinci Code.
2006-07-06 05:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I dreamed about Jesus the nite after I gave him a BJ while we were drunk and somehow cut my shin in the process.
True story...swear on grand-dad's grave.
Oh by the way, I think his last name was Gonzales, or Martinez, or something like that.
2006-07-06 05:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dolphin lover 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the one that came into my dream was Muhammad. i dreamed of Muhammad when i was young. then i asked my mom an describe Muhammad to my mom and it was him. the description i have read in books indicate that whoever i saw in my dream was Muhammad. and the weird part that i usually forget my dreams, but not with this one.
2006-07-06 06:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but the first time i saw a picture of jesus i thought he looked evil and it scared the **** out of me. i had nightmares for weeks. i was 7 at the time.
2006-07-06 05:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I drempt that he was walking through the streets and blessing everyone who came out to meet him, but i was too busy getting others to go out to do so myself, and then he was gone. :-(
2006-07-06 05:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! jormin is funny! I never really did dream about jesus.
2006-07-06 06:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, you ain't supposed to see jesus.
2006-07-06 05:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by SNIKT. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋