After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
perform. He goes to his doctor and his doctor tries a few things
but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your
mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits the shrink
confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured" and
refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor
says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1-2-3-4'
and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "1-2-3" and
suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
2006-07-05 21:21:16 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor man !!!!!!
now what........may be his neighbor can help him......he he he
2006-07-05 21:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
certain certainly, undesirable calls. that is a mistake on the umps, yet do you quite imagine it gained't take position to the Indians later this season or choose the White Sox in some recreation down the line to boot? it really is only a cycle, we are able to attempt to blame to umps as a lot as we choose even though it really is all even in the top. anyhow, Crede changed into not tagged out, it changed into very close in the start(possibly he changed into out possibly he wasn't, bang-bang play) and the Indians were truly given the ease of the doubt on the interference calls.
2016-11-01 07:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice sense of humour
2006-07-05 23:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by Alicia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go with BABy
2006-07-05 22:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Lol. =D
2006-07-05 23:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. LOL
2006-07-05 21:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by claymore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, hehe, hoho, hum hum. :)
2006-07-05 21:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL...
That's so unexpected.. Nice...
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-05 22:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. yeah, it made me laugh.
2006-07-05 21:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by j o s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... its ok... there is always next year hehe
2006-07-06 02:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that sucks for him!
2006-07-05 21:26:02 · answer #11 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋