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2006-07-05 21:08:41 · 15 answers · asked by Oh, Natey-O! 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
nice shoes.
wanna f*ck?
2006-07-06 05:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from outer space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together." ( you know that tuplips are a kind of flower right guys??? lol. jk)
Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
"My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."
there not the best but they're funny!!
2006-07-10 23:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a lady, I can tell you that women hate pick-up lines. If it's not original, then it just sounds like you are trying to pick up any female in the place who will give you some time. One of the unoriginal lines that is not really offensive is, "Don't I know you from some place?" I actually met a nice guy once who used that line. I think he really thought I was someone he was in school with.
2006-07-12 19:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by Loyless H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance...
You are the reason men fall in love...
I've been fighting the erge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight....
Mind if i stare at you up close instead of from across the room....
2006-07-06 04:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy: Oh God, did you hurt yourself?
Girl: When?
Guy: When you fell off the cover of [insert Magazine title here].
2006-07-11 03:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by Magdalene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy spots the girl looking at her, using his index finger, gestures for her to come over to him. She does, curious as to what he may say. When she gets there he grins and says "I knew if I fingered you, you'd come"
2006-07-06 23:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by scheiem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello.
2006-07-06 11:33:16 · answer #7 · answered by Physicist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What part of heaven are you from because I'm gonna pray to God tonight to go there too!
2006-07-06 06:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Bleu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to tell you the truth you really shouldn't use pick up lines because they are just dumb.
2006-07-12 21:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by tyanakababy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I test my acid in your base? I think we've got chemistry.
Holla!
2006-07-06 09:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by ishotvoltron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can I borrow your library card? I wanna check you out!
2006-07-10 13:43:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋