2006-07-05 21:07:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
I open the fridge, stare, open the freezer, stare. Close them and wander around the kitchen. Get a glass of water and wander over to the toaster, looking for some crumbs. WAIT! A burnt sesame seed. Mmmmm, crunchy. Open some cupboards, granola from last year..... Maybe..... close the cupboard. Open another cupboard..... cream of mushroom.... lets see..... can opener...... can't do it. Open the fridge again.... ketchup, mustard, floppy carrots and sour cream. Freezer, ICE CREAM!!!....???? Empty! "Doesn't anyone throw away empty #$% anymore?!" Frozen Turkey, yeast and a few otter pops. Pull out an otter pop. Still mighty hungry. Find a frozen bun from 2 years previous. Throw it in the microwave, top it with mustard and ketchup. Or, if really industrious, open the cream of mushroom, cook it on the stove, throw on the bun..... MMMM-MMmmmMMM. Tastes great when you're starving.
2006-07-05 21:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by matt H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dig around the house for a $1.25 and go get two tacos from Jack In The Box.
Or offer a ride to a fast food place for a friend who doesnt have a car, in exchange for him/her taking the bill.
2006-07-05 21:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by norsedoggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find your nearest Catholic Charities in the phone book. They will help with a food donation.
2006-07-05 21:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a friends house and eat their food and if that dont work, sleep it off!
2006-07-05 21:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by Janelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to store and buy food.
2006-07-05 21:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a lot of caffeinated drinks or eat your pets
2006-07-05 21:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink plenty o water, it will reduce the hunger
2006-07-05 21:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO GET A BIG MAC. YOU DIDN'T SAY IF YOU HAD MONEY OR NOT SO I PRESUME THERE IS MONEY. YOU COULD ALSO GO TO THE DELI AND GET A SANDWHICH OR TO SAFEWAY AND GET SOME GROCERIES.
2006-07-05 21:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by BOOMBOOMBILLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starve...Same deal here....Mom needs to go grocery shopping SOON!
2006-07-05 21:19:03 · answer #9 · answered by moonlesswaltz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat your head!
2006-07-05 21:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by Roger G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋