A Better Joke of the Night?

Question

Whats the difference between a condom and cofffin?

answer:

They both have stiffs in them, except ones coming and ones going.

Answer 1

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

Answer 2

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

Answer 3

2 points! =D

Answer 4

both can take man to either heaven or hell

Answer 5

booooooooooooo mine was better!

Answer 6

not bad !