A man works in sperm donation centre, walks straight to the reception desk and the lady at the desk says to him: "thank you for coming".
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An old married couple making love, they both sound tired and the husband says: 'Are you there yet? cos I think I'm coming>'
2006-07-05 20:56:46 · 18 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhhhh
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, he acts like a pirate, talks like a pirate, and looks like a pirate. he walks up to the bartender and orders some random drink. they make small talk for a while until finally the bartender feels the pirate is liquored up enough for him to ask the pirate a personal question. the bartender asks, "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants".
the pirate finishes his drink then replies, "yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts"
2006-07-05 21:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Oh, Natey-O! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3/10
2006-07-06 04:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ..I think Katelyn ...needs to learn the different meaning of coming.
here is mine :
There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.
"My children," the priest began, "The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that you will be blessed with children shortly. In fact, I am planning an extended stay in Rome, and while I'm visiting the Vatican, I will light a candle for you."
"Thank you, Father, thank you!" said the couple.
Before leaving, the priest turned and said, "I am sure everything will work out just fine for you. My stay in Rome will be for quite some time--15 years. But when I return, I will be sure to pay you a visit."
And so, 15 years came and went, and the priest returned to the States.
While resting on his porch one mid-summer morning, he remembered the promise of paying a visit that he had made 15 years ago. So he made his way to their home, and upon arriving at the residence of the couple who'd sought his council years earlier, he rang the doorbell.
Sounds of crying and screaming children filled the air! Overjoyed by the thought that their prayers had been answered, he entered the house. More than a DOZEN children filled the house from top to bottom! In the midst of all the chaos, stood the wife.
"My dear," the priest said, "your prayers have been answered! And where is your husband? I wish to congratulate him too on your miracle!"
"He just left for Rome," she said in a very desperate tone.
"Rome? Why did he go to Rome?" asked the priest.
"To blow out that candle you lit!"
2006-07-06 04:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Nihilist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's mine.
An young man is making love to an older woman and start
kissing her breast. Suddenly the man fell down and died.
Autopsy report : Cause of death Food poisoning-expired milk.
2006-07-06 05:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10*
2006-07-06 04:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea those were pretty bad but not worse than this one....
"why did snoop dogg carry an umbrella?"
FO' DRIZZLE!....hahahahahahahahah
2006-07-06 04:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by socalsonja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha hoho hihi
2006-07-06 04:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same as ellusive lady said just i reply for 2 points
cheers jellusy.........
2006-07-06 04:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol !! 10-1 ..lolz jk.
hgday ...cheers!
2006-07-06 04:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT WON'T COME BACK?
IT'S A FRIGGIN' STICK!
2006-07-06 04:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by BOOMBOOMBILLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋