Which question is funnier?

Question

"If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

or

"If humans come from Adam and Eve, why are there different skin colours?"

Both of them have become 'memes' on Y!A, and one is a silly misunderstanding of evolution, the other a silly misunderstanding of both creationism and evolution. So which one is funnier?

Answer 1

If you REALLY believe that humans came from monkey's - you are a monkey!

Scientist want us to belive it because they want us to deny God... For more serious reasons - the government funds them to make people believe that they come from monkeys - go look for yourself! I think Dr. Kent Hovind explains it quite nicely!

And the question about different skin colours come from Noah's children (some people believe that colour come from the curse that their father Noah put on them for doing what they did!)

Read Genesis 9 from verse 21... (for the whole story)

"And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.


Gen 9:25 And he said, Cursed [be] Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Gen 9:26 And he said, Blessed [be] the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
Gen 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Clearer now?

Just don't be ignorant - that's all!

Answer 2

We are not in a funny position at all. Just as if some one disobeyed the one their life depended on.
When they found them selves separated from the life giver, every thing was temporary.
Life was short and full of troubles, once the life sustaining earth was lost in the flood, all life got shorter and shorter anf going from 930 as age of Noah to age 70 for King David was a very big drop as Moses said, Psm.90:10; And he knew for him 120 Gen.6:3; because the spirit [is life of man Num.16:22; and we are in distance from our life source and in serious need of being SAVED]; John 3:16;
John 17:3,5,24; Jesus was with God before the world was.
1Cor.15:22; As in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
Eccl.3:19-21; We are not much different than the animals, except in Eccl.12:7; what life force we are given is temporary until SALVATION.
1. Adam and Eve were created Souls.
2. We are born souls in sin to die from Adam.
3. We have a promise to be resurrected souls. Psm.104:29,30; Rev.20:1-6,12,13; We are promised a new heavens and a new earth. It was perfect in Eden when it was lost 2Pet.3:13; Isa.65:17. 66:1,22; Rev.21:1-5;

SO ARE WE HEADED FOR SALVATION AND THE TREE OF LIFE LOST IN EDEN Gen.3:22; is waiting in Rev.22:14;

Answer 3

they aren't funny, just stupid, and show the ignorance of some people. Firstly, no true scientist believes humans came from monkey's anymore. and if people would understand what the sun does, there would be no need for the second question right. so it is funny. lol. ok i think the first one is funnier.

Answer 4

I'd have to say that the first one is funnier. Also, suga198, no humans ever evolved from monkeys. No evolutionist, even from Darwin's time, held that opinion. Instead, humans share a common ancestor. ;)

Answer 5

If it's out of ignorance that u ask this question,i ask u to read through BIBLE.But if it's out of Ur puffed head that u ask,i say that u still got to do some unlearning and basic learning's.Iam sorry to say that.
If u came from monkeys u wouldn't have typed this question.I definitely wouldn't need to answer this .
Get Ur basic belief right and I'll not have air headed questions.

Answer 6

Funnier Question - " If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

Answer 7

If humans came from monkeys why are monkeys still having sex with only monkeys?

Answer 8

The monkeys one. I think its funnier because its a slap in the face for people who think that we Christians are just forceful people who just quote bible verses.

Answer 9

First one.

Answer 10

Monkeys are funny, it's a natural fact. Say it twice, and you're a winner!